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Creep of the Week

Mike Pence


By D’Anne Witkowski

God bless the people in Colorado who hung up rainbow Make America Gay Again banners outside of the home Vice President Mike Pence and his family were staying in while on vacation at the end of last month (last year, even!).

Nobody deserves to be dragged for anti-LGBTQ past, present, and future more than Pence. His actions as Indiana’s governor and in Congress are well documented, including signing a license to discriminate bill and supporting “reparative†therapy. But because Pence doesn’t Tweet deliriously in the middle of the night or rant incoherently before TV cameras, he’s largely been ignored by the media at large.

With impeachment on so many 2018 wish lists, it’s important that we take a look at the man behind the dark curtain that is Trump’s presidency. Please note that I am not, as some have, arguing that impeaching Trump would leave us with Pence, therefore impeachment is a bad idea. Trump absolutely deserves to lose his job. He is a terrible failure and wholly unfit for office. But Pence, too, needs to go.

I look at it this way: while Trump is a tumor exploding on the surface, Pence is a quiet slow growing cancer. Both will kill you, one of them just gets earlier and more attention. Trump’s insane first year makes Pence seem almost harmless, but he is anything but. He supports all of the same policies and certainly would be nominating the same anti-LGBTQ judges for lifetime appointments.

And that’s IF Trump is impeached. It’s a big “if.†Republicans control all of the federal government right now. They are not going to impeach their dear leader.

In 2018 the country’s future depends on Democrats or, more importantly, voters choosing Democrats.

Are Democrats perfect? Nope. Not even close. There are so many things that need to be addressed by the Democratic Party, many of the things that the party should have been working much harder on for decades now, like racism and social inequality. Some Democrats are shitty people who benefit from the status quo and don’t really have any interest in changing things. Those Democrats need to be primaried by people who stand for actual change.

Voting for Democrats doesn’t mean accepting the party where it’s at. We must push Democrats to be better.

Change is slow. To those of us who are marginalized, oppressed, and discriminated against, change feels urgent and demands immediacy. Unfortunately, that’s not how change works. It is incremental. And I understand that people, including me, have a hard time with the whole “incremental†business. The Democrats are the party of the increment. The progress is slow, but the aim is forward. The Republicans often seem to move much faster than the Democrats (take, for example, the swift pace Trump has been appointing terrible right-wing judges). But the pace is an illusion. The Democrats seem to move slowly in comparison to the GOP only because it takes longer to build a house than it does to burn it to the ground.

And our country is on fire right now. There’s this idea that our Republic will continue on no matter how we abuse it, but that’s wishful thinking. People who previously weren’t “into†politics are paying attention. We’ve seen thousands take to the streets over this past year to protest the Trump administration’s harmful and hateful policies. We need all of those people and more to vote.

On New Year’s Eve, writer and civil rights activist Shaun King Tweeted, “I sincerely believe that 2018 will be a year of victories. I believe we will win many hard fought battles and will make more progress on other ones than any year in recent memory.â€

In other words, 2018 is going to be exhausting, but hopefully in the opposite way 2017 was.

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HRH Report

Religious freedom, double speak, and other top stories


By Johnny Trlica

When candidate Donald Trump was running for president he promised to run the country like a business. Perhaps we should have asked him to be more specifi c. Was he talking about Trump Airlines? Trump University? Maybe he was referring to Trump Vodka. Wait. What? How can you lose money on vodka?

It took the President exactly one year to do to the United States government what he did to so many of his businesses. Shut it down.

He can blame the Democrats all he wants but the buck stops at the Oval Office, according to Trump in a 2011 interview. Speaking to NBC News he said, “In my opinion—you know, I hear the Democrats are going to be blamed and the Republicans are going to be blamed. I actually think the president would be blamed. If there is a shutdown, and it’s not going to be a horrible shutdown because, as you know, things will sort of keep going… If there is a shutdown I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He’s the one that has to get people together.â€

Here some of the news we’ve been reading on the Houston Rainbow Herald Facebook page.

Montrose Mining Company property sold

The barrels of peanuts are long gone and the building that they sat in may soon be, as well. The new owner of Baba Yega, developer Fred Sharifi , bought what’s left of Montrose Mining Company, the shuttered bar on the corner of Pacific and Grant Streets from longtime proprietor Charles Armstrong last month, reports Swamplot.com. “Sharifi has now purchased at least fi≠ve Montrose properties within the last two years, including Baba Yega, Montrose Mining Company, and three sites slated to be part of a project he’s developing on Fairview Avenue—one of which was home to Armstrong’s nightclub, Meteor. In addition to his projects in Montrose, Sharifi also owns Hungry’s Cafe in Rice Village,†writes Swamplot.com.

With friends like this…

Remember when candidate Trump said he would be best friends with the LGBTQ community? Well, with friends like this, who needs enemies? The Trump administration has offi cially announced the formation of a new division intended to allow healthcare providers to discriminate against LGBT people and women seeking an abortion, reports LGBTQNation.com.

The new “religious freedom†rule would allow healthcare workers to refuse to treat LGBT patients as well as allow workers to deny care to a woman seeking an abortion or any other service they morally oppose. The proposed rule would create a new division of the civil rights offi ce that would be tasked with ensuring health care workers are given a license to discriminate. The division would also be responsible for outreach and technical support for religious right organizations that oppose LGBT equality and abortion.

Doublespeak

As the President’s administration prepares to issue license to discriminate papers, he sent a congratulatory letter to Log Cabin Republicans. Classic doublespeak. In a letter, dated Dec. 21, 2017, Trump extends both his and First Lady Melania Trump’s well wishes to the LGBTQ political organization, which recently celebrated its 40th anniversary, reports MetroWeekly.com.

“We are a Nation founded on the undeniable truth that all of us are created equal,†Trump wrote. “We are equal in the eyes of our Creator. We are equal under the law. And we are all equal under our Constitution. No matter the color of our skin or our sexual orientation, we all live under the same laws, salute the same great American flag, and are made in the image of the same Almighty God.â€

“As we write the next great chapter of our Nation, we reaffirm our commitment to these fundamental truths and will work to ensure that all Americans live in a country where they feel safe and where their opportunities are limitless,†the letter continued.

Let’s just leave that right here.

Off the market

Congratulations are in order. Ricky Martin revealed he has married partner Jwan Yosef, reports Edge.com. A reception is in the works about two months from now.

Speaking with E! News during the premiere of The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, Martin said, ““We exchanged vows. I’m a husband, but we’re doing a heavy party in a couple of months, I’ll let you know.â€

Marriage equality spreading worldwide

Love is love. The Inter-American Court of Human Rights has ordered 16 new countries to make same sex marriage legal. The ruling stems from a petition submitted two years ago by Costa Rica President Luis Guillermo Solis, reports PinkNews.com.

More than 280 million people live in the countries affected: Barbados, Bolivia, Chile, Costa Rica, the Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru and Suriname.

On a related note, the European Court of Justice has pushed for same-sex spouses to receive residential rights, even in European Union countries not offering equal marriage rights, after stating that the definition of marriage has “evolved,†reports GayTimesUK.com.

EU member nations currently not recognizing marriage equality include Czech Republic, Poland, Italy, Greece and several others.

A final decision is pending.

Johnny Trlica is the manager of the Houston Rainbow Herald Facebook page, your source for the latest LGBTQ news and information. Contact him at HRHeditor@gmail.com.

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The Frivolist

5 Ways to Start Having Sex You Actually Enjoy


by Mikey Rox

Bump “Go to the gym more†down a notch on your list of New Year’s resolutions and move “Have better sex†up one. Here’s how to fulfill that promise to yourself.

1. Avoid using sex to alleviate boredom and/or subsidize your emotional discontent

I’m willing to bet you use random hookups to fill a void in your life, like when you’re so bored you stare at the phone for hours waiting for someone to tell you you’re hot, or the emotional distress you’ve created for yourself by being afraid/really terrible at commitment. (Yes, I’m psychic.)

We all do this, actually. Well, gay men, at least; that’s the only demographic I’ll claim to represent without permission. The problem is, more times than not this behavior leads to further unhappiness because the thing you thought was going to provide gratification only serves to make you more disappointed in yourself for doing it again. Vicious cycle.

Stop it. When you’re bored, find something productive to do that doesn’t include half-assed pelvic thrusts. Take your pile of neglected mags to Starbucks, dust off your bike, or holler at a friend to go bowling or roller-skating (fucking yes, roller skating; you won’t believe the caliber of hotties bopping around the rink). Trust me, you’ll be more satisfied at the end of those activities than you will cleaning some stranger’s rogue jizz off your pillowcase.

2. Communicate better with your partner(s)

How will your partner know what you crave in bed if you don’t talk to one another? Certainly this is more difficult when you’re jiving for a quickie (I recommend saving the kink until at least the third date unless previously discussed), but you should be as direct as possible regarding what gets you off as much as you can.

Trish Bendix, managing editor of Grindr’s digital magazine INTO, agrees.

“Communication is the number one way to have the best sex possible,†she says. “If your partner is in the right area but you’d like something done softer or slower or harder and faster, or perhaps prefer lips to hands or other extremities, take the opportunity in the moment to guide them in the right direction. Sexy talk is sexy, and leads to better sex. Bodies and desires vary, and it’s impossible for your lover to know what works for you unless you clue them in. The more safe and open you both feel, the better the sex will be.â€

3. Find someone who’s equally excited to fulfill your fantasies

Sometimes we’re embarrassed by our own sexual proclivities, but unless what you’re into is illegal in more than three states, you should feel confident enough to wave your freak flag freely. Because why waste your time and orgasms on lame-os in bed? Be secure in what gets you off (different strokes for different folks, right?) and choose the partner who’s fucking down for it.

4. Stop fucking hot idiots to satisfy your narcissistic sense of self-worth

I think I want one thing – a lean, rippled Adonis who gets me all verklempt when he takes his off clothes – when I’m actually happier with a fit-to-average guy with individuality and a wild sense of humor. Yet I’ll almost always pass up this dude for the one with washboard abs and the personality of a cereal box because somehow it validates my own narcissism (if he wants me, I must be doing something right in the physical-attractiveness department; that’s the thought process at least). The more enjoyable sex almost always comes from the guy who has more of the actual things I seek in a long-term partner, however, opposed to the one my eyes are telling me I need, and the quicker me and you both accept this as fact, the better sex will be for us on a more regular basis.

5. Go out there and meet someone organically instead of digitally

Whatever happened to striking up a conversation with someone in a bar, spending a couple hours getting to know him over drinks, then taking him back to your place to fuck his brains out all night? Is that fairytale dead? While it’s not as popular as opening up an app to choose from a barrage of on-demand bang buddies, there’s a lot more excitement and overall satisfaction in meeting a potential sex partner organically and working up to the main event. The outcome of the latter almost always results in more pleasure, because not only do I have time to make an informed decision about getting down and dirty with this guy but I also get a better sense of the bigger picture – like, if I want to cuddle afterward (from which I also derive pleasure), which isn’t always the case with the digital tricks I’ve spent a full five minutes chatting with before inviting them over to blow me. Granted, there’s a huge disparity in the chances of you scoring in the real world versus with sex-hungry people online, but at least you’ll be happier with yourself in the end and perhaps even make a new real-world friend. When was the last time that happened with a nooner?

Mikey Rox is an award-winning journalist and LGBT lifestyle expert whose work has been published in more than 100 outlets across the world. He splits his time between homes in New York City and the Jersey Shore with his dog Jaxon. Connect with Mikey on Twitter @mikeyrox.

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Paula Dream

Butter up your guest with mid-winter treats


By Paula Dream (AKA Kale Haygood)

Well, I am sure I am joining the ranks of those who over indulged in the holiday goodies. I spun the dial off my bathroom scales. However, I do enjoy my holiday food. Therefore, Paula is going easy on you with this issues recipes—not too many calories but some fun things to do.
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BLOODY MARY SHRIMP SKEWERS
1/2 cup Bloody Mary mix
2 teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce
2 teaspoon Horseradish sauce
1 teaspoon hot pepper sauce
1/2 teaspoon lemon pepper seasoning
1 stalk celery
1 dozen shrimp, raw, peeled and deveined with tails on
12 grape tomatoes
12 garlic spicy pickle chips

Combine first five ingredients to blender until well-blended. Add to shrimp in large bowl and toss. Refrigerate 30 minutes, then drain marinade. Add shrimp into a large skillet, cooking over medium heat, stirring shrimp until they turn pink. Then refrigerate for at least 30 minutes. Cut celery length wise in half, then cut each crosswise into six pieces.
Thread celery onto 12 small skewers along with shrimp, tomatoes and pickle chips.

HOMEMADE CASHEW BUTTER
16 ounces lightly salted cashew halves and pieces
1 tablespoon coconut oil
1 tablespoon honey

Process 16 ounces lightly salted cashew halves and pieces in food processor until evenly ground. Add coconut oil and honey Process another five to ten minutes, stopping every now and then to scrape sides down into processor.

HOMEMADE ALMOND BUTTER
16 ounces slivered almonds
2 tablespoons coconut oil
1 tablespoon honey
1/2 teaspoon salt

Process slivered almonds in food processor until evenly ground. Add coconut oil, honey and salt; process 5-10 minutes until smooth. Stop every so often to scrape sides and push down to bottom of processor.

HOMEMADE PEANUT BUTTER
Process 16 ounces lightly salted dry roasted peanuts
Add 1 tablespoon coconut oil
Add 1 tablespoon honey
Process until smooth, stopping occasionally to scrape side and push mixture to bottom of processor.

Process 16 ounces lightly salted dry roasted peanuts in food processor until evenly ground. Add coconut oil and honey; process until smooth, stopping occasionally to scrape side and push mixture to bottom of processor.

Paula Dream, AKA Kale Haygood, owns Beyond Service, a Montrose-based home-cooking catering company. For more information, call 713-805-4106 or email barrykale@yahoo.com.

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Uncategorized

Out at the Theater


By Randall Jobe

The tumultuous beginning of Lyndon Johnson’s presidency was dramatized by Robert Schenlekkan in his Tony Award-winning All The Way, seen as a spectacular Alley Theatre production last season. The LBJ journey continues in part two, The Great Society. From 1965 through 1968, LBJ struggles to fight a war on poverty even as his war in Vietnam spins out of control. Besieged by political opponents, Johnson marshals all of his political wiles while the country descends into chaos over the war and backlash against civil rights. Directed by Kevin Moriarity. January 26 through February 18. The Alley Theatre, 615 Texas Avenue. Tickets: 713-220-5700.

Stages Repertory Theatre kicks off the New Year with a limited two-week engagement with popular Denise Fennell returning as Sister in Late Night Catechism 2 by Maripat Donovan. Filled with laughs for Catholics and “heathens†alike, Sister imparts important guidance for our eternal wellbeing. Armed with banners, filmstrips, handouts, historical facts and hysterical insights she offers her personal views on new sins for the modern millennium. Sister seeks to conquer that sin with wit, wisdom and laughter. Through January 14. Tuesday through Thursday, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, 2:30 p.m. and 8 p.m. Sunday, 2:30 p.m. Stages also presents the regional premiere of Alma en vent (Soul on Sale) by Philip Boehm, in which painter Arcadio Rogers Rodriguez has made quite a name for himself crafting images. But what does it take to really bring a canvas to life—a visit from your dead mother? A Faustian deal with a devilish muse? The play is a lyrical, magical, realist examination of the cost one Latino artist has to pay to save a soul. For mature audiences. January 24 through February 11. Wednesday and Thursday, 7:30 p.m. Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday, 2:30 and 8 p.m. Sunday, 2:30 p.m. 3201 Allen Parkway.
Tickets: StagesTheatre.com or 713-527-0123.

An Iliad is the 2018 opener for Main Street Theater. This modern-day retelling of Homer’s classic, the ancient tale of the Trojan War and the collision with the modern world, is told with poetry and humor in this captivating theatrical experience with actors Guy Roberts, Fanette Ronjatz and Jessica Boone. Directed by Rebecca Udden-Green and Guy Roberts. Through January 14. Thursday through Saturday, 7:30 p.m. Sunday, 3 p.m. 2540 Times Boulevard. Tickets: 713-524-670.

Talented cast members Rebekah Dahl, Brad Scarborough, Luke Wrobel, Cay Taylor, Kristina Sullivan and guest performer John Gremillion reflect on the past year in a musical celebration, 2017: The Year in Review. Through February 10. Fridays and Saturday, 7:30 p.m. Sunday, January 21, 2 p.m. Reservations are recommended. Music Box Theater, 2623 Colquitt Street. Tickets: TheMusicBoxTheater.com or 713-522-7722.

For something different, Boiling Point Players present A New Life, a one-night-only, traditional annual cabaret performance of improv, songs and short plays. The evening features an all female cast in a wildly different exploration of what that means. In a huge twist, three male writers have contributed their take, writing short plays. Thursday, January 18. Rudyard’s British Pub, 2010 Waugh Drive. Tickets: BoilingPointPlayers@gmail.com or 832-303-1578.

Well, a play by Lisa Kron runs at Mildred’s Umbrella Theatre. Funny and touching, this comedy is about mothers and daughters, mind over body, social activism and theatre itself. Lisa, the onstage playwright, attempts a memory play about her force-of-nature mother, Ann, who though constantly ill manages to heal a community. As the carefully crafted narrative unravels, we find what it takes to get a group of people in any setting to improve their mutual wellbeing. January 18 through February 3. Thursday through Saturday, 8 p.m. Sunday, January 28, 3 p.m. Pay what you wish, Monday, January 29. Spring Street Studios, Suite 101, 1824 Spring Street. Tickets: 832-463-0409.

Obsidian Theatre presents For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide when the Rainbow is Enuf, the groundbreaking “choreopoem†written by Ntozake Shange. A nominee for a 1976 Tony Award nominee for Best Play, it is a spellbinding collection of vivid prose and free verse narrative capturing the brutal, tender and dramatic lives of black women. Directed by Dabrina Sandifer. January 25 through February 17. Thursday through Saturday, 8 p.m. Saturday, February 10, 2 p.m. Industry Night: February 5, 8 p.m. 3522 White Oak Drive. Tickets: ObsidianTheater.org or 832-889-7837.

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HRH Report

A stable genius, Uber strands gay couple and other top stories


By Johnny Trlica

America has made it through the first year of a Donald Trump presidency. Yet more and more people are calling into question the President’s mental stability, so much so that he’s addressed the issue himself.
“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart,†the President said in a tweet. “Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star … to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius … and a very stable genius at that!â€
Yes America, we have a president who must defend his own mental status. Let that sink in for a minute. To paraphrase Bette Davis in All About Eve, “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy 2018.â€
Here are a few of the stories we have shared on the Houston Rainbow Herald Facebook page.

Stranded on the SW Freeway
You must remember this. A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh. Or is it?
“A Houston couple said an Uber driver dropped them off on the feeder road after they gave each other a kiss inside the car. The couple believes they were targeted because they’re gay,†reports KPRC.
Randall Magill, 28, and his fiancé Jose Chavez, 26, were attending a friend’s holiday party and wanted to be responsible so they called Uber. After getting into the mini-van the couple shared a brief kiss. The driver took exception to the PDA and ended the trip.
“He said, ‘I can’t take you no more.’ He was like, ‘I’m going to have to drop you guys off,’ and we said, ‘That’s fine,’†Chavez said. “I was upset. I’ve never been told not to kiss or anything.â€
“He proceeds to pull off the freeway, not in any safe space place or anything, leaves us on the corner of 59 and New Castle, right next to the concrete sound barrier,†Magill said. The couple then walked under the interstate bridge to the other side of the Southwest Freeway to call another Uber to take them home.
“I’ve never heard of anyone being asked to stop kissing anywhere, especially when you just peck on the lips,†said Magill. He added that the driver had told them he had kicked out a straight couple before them, but Magill and Chavez didn’t believe him.
Uber said they are investigating the incident.

Ellen vs. Eric (Trump)
A wise person once said it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Eric Trump should take heed. He made a claim that Ellen DeGeneres was a part of the “deep state†in a tweet saying that Twitter’s “who to follow†suggestions—including Hillary Clinton, former President Barack Obama and DeGeneres—represented the “deep state,†reports Huffington Post.
The talk show host humorously addressed the suggestion that she is working to undermine the Trump administration, calling it “the craziest thing.â€
“It’s just the craziest thing I’ve seen all week, because I saw that movie with the lady having sex with the fish and still this beats that,†said DeGeneres.
DeGeneres went on to say the claim is “ridiculous†because “no one has undermined Donald Trump more than Donald Trump.â€
“I’ve got my gay agenda meetings on Mondays. I’ve got on Wednesday Beyoncé, and I host an illuminati brunch, and then Portia (De Rossi) and I on the weekends are desperately trying to have a baby,†she joked.
DeGeneres added, “I mean it could be a conspiracy, or it could be because your sister, Ivanka, follows me on Twitter, and your sister, Tiffany, follows me on Twitter. And maybe you should follow me.â€

Rodeo Houston lineup announced
It’s almost time to dust off the boots and polish your larger-than-life belt buckle. It’s nearly Rodeo Houston time and the entertainment lineup was recently unveiled. Garth Brooks will open and close the rodeo with a stellar group of performers sandwiched in between, reported Rodeo Houston at a recent press conference.
Performers are: February 27: Garth Brooks, Feb. 28: Little Big Town (Armed Forces Appreciation Day), March 1: Blake Shelton, Mar. 2: Leon Bridges (Black Heritage Day), Mar. 3: Kelsea Ballerini, Mar. 4: Alessia Cara, Mar. 5: Rascal Flatts (First Responders Day), Mar. 6: Jason Aldean, Mar. 7: Thomas Rhett, Mar. 8: Luke Bryan, Mar. 9: Chris Young, Mar. 10: Cody Johnson, Mar. 11: Calibre 50 (Go Tejano Day), Mar. 12: Zac Brown Band, Mar. 13: J Balvin, Mar. 14: OneRepublic, Mar. 15: Keith Urban, Mar. 16: Chris Stapleton, Mar. 17: Brad Paisley, Mar. 18: Garth Brooks.

Johnny Trlica is the manager of the Houston Rainbow Herald Facebook page, your source for the latest LGBTQ news and information. Contact him at HRHeditor@gmail.com.

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Community

Houston Pride Band seeks artistic director


The Houston Pride Band is currently seeking qualified candidates for the position of artistic director.
The artistic director serves as the principle conductor for the concert band activities and is responsible for the overall artistic direction of the band. This includes artistic season planning, repertoire selection, rehearsal planning and conducting. The artistic director works in collaboration with other members of the band leadership team to provide a fun, worthwhile experience for member musicians and guest artists.
Qualifications include:
• Collegiate education in music with a specialization in music education or conducting
• Proven experience in rehearsal and performance techniques of wind ensembles as well as a background with some collaborative experience with marching bands or pep bands
• Effective, adaptive and responsive communication skills, both in writing and public speaking
• The capacity to effectively represent the band publicly when called to do so
• Ability to work successfully and diplomatically with a community band membership that includes musicians of varying ages, backgrounds, ability and temperament

The board of directors will work closely with the artistic director to define role and expectations so that all involved may maintain a productive work-life balance.
Compensation includes a monthly stipend and reimbursement for approved expenses.
Qualified applicants are encouraged to send a letter of interest along with a resume/c.v. to info@houstonprideband.org by February 28, 2018. If available, please include links to any music or video samples of previous conducting or rehearsal work. Selected finalists will participate in an interview and be asked to lead a sight-reading rehearsal (typically one hour) on a piece or pieces of their choosing. The board of directors may invite finalists to return to conduct one or more additional rehearsals on the same piece or a piece selected by the band’s artistic leadership.
For more information, please visit HoustonPrideBand.org.

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Hear Me Out

The Best of 2017


By Chris Azzopardi

Donald Trump is still tweeting (oh yeah, and somehow still president). Free internet porn could be a bygone luxury thanks to #RIPNetNeutrality. But hey, music in 2017 didn’t suck! Read on for the music that saved me, and maybe you, from one of the worst years for queerkind:

10. Tori Amos, Native Invader
To approach dire world affairs with a sound mind, Tori Amos called on her trusty muses to guide her finest release in some time. Themes of love, pain and healing, both in the midst of global and personal tragedy, comprise a set that draws upon Amos’ earliest years as her trademark Bösendorfer is our guiding light on the mesmerizing and exquisitely rendered “Reindeer King.†Elsewhere, Amos rails the patriarchy on “Bang,†while the album’s darkest foray, the wayward “Climb,†finds her calling upon spiritual forces for some necessary divine political-hell intervention.

9. Beck, Colors
Beck’s Colors seems to exist entirely in another time and place and political era, a godsend for all of us standing underneath the gray clouds of post-Obama America (hey, somebody has to keep our hopes up). Though he falls back on some familiar Phoenix-like tropes on this bright, buoyant slice of escapist heaven, hearing one of alt music’s most introspective minds resist the solemn zeitgeist with work so full of life is refreshingly infectious.

8. Taylor Swift, Reputation
“My name is whatever you decide,†Taylor Swift flirts on the thunderous “Don’t Blame Me.†Illuminating Swift’s intent to acknowledge and exaggerate her constantly dissected and criticized persona, the line is, seemingly, a sly nod to haters who still hate. But if old Taylor is dead, who are we left with, then? Not exactly a “new†Taylor so much as a revised, extra brazen version, where she and co-producers Jack Antonoff, Max Martin and Shellback throw gasoline on her pop fire. The songs are big and bad throughout, so it’s surprising to hear the tender “New Year’s Day†revisit Taylor of yore. Spoiler alert: Old Taylor didn’t die.

7. Kelela, Take Me Apart
Nineties R&B was a special kind, and Kelela must think so too. Her sultry debut studio album, Take Me Apart, is a sleek mid-tempo-teeming set, with the D.C. native conjuring Brandy, Janet and Aaliyah, from the suppleness of her voice to the smooth urban grooves. But Kelela isn’t concerned with fitting her music into a box for mainstream consumption, it seems, as her sophisticated artistry subverts the modern-day R&B template with a level of exhilarating old-school innovation.

6. SZA, Ctrl
SZA, which rolls off the tongue slightly easier than the St. Louis native’s birthname, Solana Imani Rowe, is a name even your mom might know early next year. Yes, all the cool kids were shook when SZA released her debut, and if there is any justice left in this world come 2018, in February, she might walk away with the five Grammys she’s nominated for. As if SZA’s glorious take down of arrogant ex-lovers and revelations like “let me tell you a secret, I been secretly banging your homeboy†weren’t reason enough for her to win, Ctrl deconstructs every genre that influences it, blazing trails with a unique, ethereal blend of soul, jazz, R&B and chillwave that’s all her own.

5. Kendrick Lamar, DAMN.
“Bitch, sit down†should be on every mug you drink from in 2018. But for now, it’s a Kendrick Lamar line from “HUMBLE.,†basically writing the epitaph on the disaster that was 2017. The hip-hop icon, who has breathed the same air as our blessed Queen Bey, is fire on DAMN. Tackling Geraldo Rivera, President Trump and gun control, he leaves room for vast self-reflection – and gorgeous jazz flourishes – that makes for an intricately layered look at one’s own place in humanity.

4. Perfume Genius, No Shape
If the world is ending, fine, Mike “Perfume Genius†Hadreas will just ride his sequined motorcycle into the sunset, thank you very much. In my mind that is what I see when I hear “Slip Away,†which bursts from the seams to reveal a kaleidoscopic surge of aural bliss – a strikingly queer reaction to a fascist uprising. Breaking his own mold time and time again, one of music’s sincerest songwriters takes No Shape into a new dimension where escapist fantasy and Sade vibe together. The piano parables of Hadreas’ formative years are history, replaced by fresh textural turns that are as boldly queer as his tender poetry.

3. The National, Sleep Well Beast
The quiet beauty of The National’s experimental arrangements on their seventh LP reveals itself in the third ear. It strikes first like a mysterious whisper on “Nobody Else Will Be There,†hushed as if frontman Matt Berninger is singing to you in the dark. Deeper within the Beast, the Ohioans take their trademark melancholic, lyrical roots to new Radiohead-evoking rock heights, where synth fuzz fills out “Walk It Back†and a hypnotic undercurrent sweeps the bottom of “Born to Beg.†On the indietronica track “I’ll Still Destroy You,†peace and chaos collide as Berninger reveals, “I’m just trying to stay in touch with anything I’m still in touch with.†Frankness at its finest.

2. Kesha, Rainbow
Dr. Luke survivor and former Jim Beam-swigging pop bot Kesha Rose Sebert made the queerest mainstream album of the year, drawing from her own dark-horse experiences to create her most authentic recording, vocally and otherwise – one she dedicated to her fellow outcasts and underdogs. From her rise-above credo on the lovely guitar “Bastards†opener to her delightfully weird song about a queer afterlife, “Spaceship,†Rainbow is the album 2017’s shitstorm desperately needed: One marked by individuality, empowerment and survival.

1. Lorde, Melodrama
Grammy nominated for Album of the Year, Melodrama pulses with lived emotional fervor, as its forlorn creator struggles to sort through sordid love to find her best self again amid the remaining remnants (“Supercut,†a vocal paradise) and self-imposed blame (her devastating Kate Bush moment, “Writer in the Darkâ€). Elegant keys swirl into surging Robyn-esque dance floor fodder, vocal beds serve atmospheric percussion-like qualities. Thematically, Lorde’s timeless exploration of love’s highs and lows is captivating and wise beyond her 20 years, an album that speaks to the ears as much as the heart.

Chris Azzopardi is the editor of Q Syndicate, the international LGBT wire service. Reach him via his website at www.chris-azzopardi.com and on Twitter (@chrisazzopardi).

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Foodie Diaries

So much to love at FM Kitchen and Bar


By Jim Ayres

When I visited Doris Metropolitan recently, I was reminded that the space used to house Triniti, an haute cuisine favorite for several years. I became curious about chef Ryan Hildebrand’s next venture.
It’s called FM Kitchen and Bar, it’s located just north of Washington off Shepherd, and it is glorious. Not in a fancy way, but in a scrumptious-food-at-a-fantastic-value way.
Wait a second. Wasn’t FM originally supposed to be on Westheimer at the former Ruggles address? Why, yes. It was. Accounts vary, but the vacant lot stayed vacant.
It doesn’t matter in the end. FM is now doing a booming business in Rice Military, and I know I’ll be adding much to their coffers in 2018.
The building’s a concrete and glass box; decor is best described as Ice House Deluxe. It’s unexpectedly comfortable, though. Chairs are amply padded, and tables are sturdy. A full bar commandeers the northeast corner of the dining room.
If it’s color you’re after, just stay outside. Astroturf abounds, and parents watch kids play a variety of yard games. It’s great for a nice sunny day.
Great for a cold gray day is an off-menu chicken tortilla soup. Chili powder and cayenne give the broth a brute strength, while the chicken is very tender. Avocado and Pico de Gallo make an attractive presentation. It’s one of the best soups I’ve ever had.
I’d heard fries here are basic, so I ordered Hush Puppies as a side for the terrific burger I’ll describe in a minute. While the ones I had at Presidio were studded with corn, these have jalapeno embedded in them. They’re served with two flavors of tartar-y sauce. Avoid both.
But man, that burger! Imagine a typical roadside burger—lettuce, tomato, pickles—elevated with the freshest ingredients, a nicely spiced patty and a potato bun. For purists, it’s burger heaven. Just the right size to grab it by both hands and bite right in!
If all that sounds wonderful, my second visit revealed FM’s true glory. Starting with a house chopped salad, I particularly liked the crunchy peanuts, and the grill-charred onion vinaigrette is something to celebrate. Lots of vegetables show up here, with little lettuce (that’s a plus).
Then I fell into acute, hopeless, supreme food nirvana. I could have been in an opium den, if that den served FM’s Texas Pot Pie. Oh, the sultry filling of smoked brisket, BBQ gravy and vegetables is mighty fine. But what makes this my favorite dish in many years is the cheddar-infused puff pastry topping. It’s huge, like a fresh batch of Jiffy Pop, and each gorgeous, golden layer begs your admiration.
You’ve just got to see it to believe it! And the best thing is, nothing at FM is priced over $14.29 (the cost of the pot pie). Food this good at such reasonable prices is a real find in Houston. I encourage you to find FM Kitchen and Bar soon!

FM Kitchen and Bar
1112 Shepherd Drive
Houston, Texas 77007
832-804-6006
FMKitchenandBar.com

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Deep Inside Hollywood

The Best of 2017


By Romeo San Vicente

The past 12 months have seen us finding refuge in our own queer selves. The sheer volume of LGBT-themed cultural content allowed a lot of us to see taking the occasional break from the harsh political and social climate of this year as a form of self-care, even if it was just to swoon to the TRL-endorsed, girl-loves-girl pop of upstart singer Hayley Kiyoko. Her summer single “Feelings†was the bounce we needed and we want 2018 to make her a household name.

And on the subject of amazing lesbians, if you haven’t had a chance to get into Netflix’s Godless, a western that involves a town populated almost entirely by women, then you’re late to the romance between Mary Agnes (Nurse Jackie’s Merritt Wever) and Callie (newcomer Tess Frazer). Michelle Dockery (Downton Abbey) is in this one, too, so stop what you’re doing and watch. They have rifles.

We’re also very here for the bisexual journalist and herbal healer Nova (Rutina Wesley) on the amazing and gorgeous Queen Sugar (not to mention transgender actor Brian Michael who played a trans male police officer on that show), for the comics-nerd-power lesbian Maggie Sawyer (played by Floriana Lima) on Supergirl, and for Melanie Chandra on CBS’s Code Black. The medical drama is, OK, fine, kind of for your parents, but we can’t get enough of Chandra’s lesbian doctor. And she’s the only Indian lesbian character on network TV, so she’s vital (also crush-worthy, as several woman-loving women we know have informed us).

Lesbians behind the camera made a dent in year-end critic’s polls, with Dee Rees’s Mudbound (also on Netflix, see how easy this is?) earning acclaim and a Golden Globe acting nomination for Mary J. Blige, while Angela Robinson’s ambitiously polyamorous Professor Marston and The Wonder Women earned critical respect if not the huge audience it deserved. We also loved the powerful documentary Whose Streets? from directors Sabaah Folayan and Damon Davis. It told the stories of Ferguson, Missouri, protestors, some of whom were queer people of color putting their beliefs into actions for the cause of justice.

In theaters, the gay hot ticket was (and still is) Call Me By Your Name, a beautiful post-Brokeback love story between young men not having to hide their affection quite as much as those vintage cowboys. Making a smaller cultural splash was the UK indie God’s Own Country, but it was no less moving or sexy. When it hits home video, go find it (and turn on the captions because those Yorkshire accents are tough).

Will & Grace came back, as though it had never left the ’90s, and it felt like comfort food; American Gods gave us two queer Muslim characters (Omid Abtahi and Mousa Kraish) and a mind-blowingly tender and wildly explicit sex scene that scorched its way into our hearts while serving a big, erect, middle finger to the current belch of anti-immigrant ideas swirling around the cultural swamp; Talk Show the Game Show was the weirdest, queerest, big-word-havingest thing on deep cable thanks to creator and host Guy Branum refusing to dumb it down for you; a middle-school-aged character (Joshua Rush) came out in a sweetly moving sequence on the hit Disney Channel show Andi Mack; Star Trek: Discovery finally put gays in space, and The Exorcist finally gave us a priest making out with a man on national television. Triumphs, all.

Last but not least, Broadway, which matters deeply if you can afford the ticket prices. Dear Evan Hansen won Tony Awards, made audiences cry, and turned Ben Platt into a Millennial heartthrob, which works for us. And the Spongebob Squarepants musical (yes, automatically queer, don’t argue with us) has people all turned on by the guy who plays the plankton.

So here’s to 2018, which promises more queer rebellion, an all-Cher jukebox musical, and the possibility of a Trump indictment. Now, why did Hulu have to go and cancel Difficult People?

Romeo San Vicente is accepting champagne donations for New Year’s Eve.