By Nancy Ford First things first: I’m sorry. It truly was my intention to write this month’s column about something other than Donald Trump. Anything other than Donald Trump. Sweet Jesus, we are all so tired of Donald Trump.  But just as Holy Week rolled into full swing last month, the former president announced he

By Nancy Ford  By now, you’ve likely heard about Alabama’s recent challenge to Florida to claim the title of Most Shamelessly Stupid Freaking State in this whole dang nation.  On February 16, the Alabama Supreme Court issued a ruling declaring that embryos created through in vitro fertilization (IVF) should be considered children. Several of the

By Nancy Ford My parents, rest their much-missed souls, had some pretty stringent rules my siblings and I were expected to follow as we were growing up.  “Don’t torment your sister!“ was one I heard a lot. Torment my sisters? I would never! Would I pretend to touch my younger sister’s food? Sure, but, pretend.

By Nancy Ford Happy New Year to all our dear MONTROSE STAR readers! I trust everybody had a wonderful holiday season, and that we all are ready to see what triumphs and calamities 2024 bring. To paraphrase the ever-quotable Margo Channing: ‘Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be 365 bumpy nights.â€Â  I also trust that

By Nancy Ford When we last met, we took a look back at some of the best, worst, funniest, scariest and generally most noteworthy episodes of the first six months of the very bizarre year that was 2023. Though it doesn’t seem possible, the second six months were even more bizarre; Kitara Ravache, we’re looking

By Nancy Ford As I’ve said at this time of every year for the last 35 years (please sing along if you know the words), “What a year, what a year.â€Â Â  And what a year it’s been. Personally, I’m blessed to be able to say I’ve had a pretty decent year. Perhaps most significantly of

By Nancy Ford Don’t look now, but the highest of High LGBTQ Holy Days is already upon us. Happy Halloween! Time to look deep into your closet, push aside your right-wing evangelical second cousin who insists he “just hasn’t found the right woman yet,†and pull out a campy costume. Then hit the streets!  Just

By Nancy Ford While temperatures consistently top out at 100+ degrees throughout our region, this scorching, unrelenting, drought-inducing weather takes a back seat to the hottest question Americans have been asking all summer: Where’s Melania?  As much as Donald Trump loves the spotlight, his current wife has recently eschewed publicity with equal fervor. This aversion

By Nancy Ford Brethren and sistren, right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A-mazing Grace, another group of god-fearing patriots has come under attack simply for wanting to protect their children (say “children†like it were spelled “cheel-drunâ€) in the sanctity of The Lord (say “The Lord†like it had three syllables.)  There is

By Nancy Ford Showbiz legend has it that upon hearing the news of Joan Crawford’s death, rival Bette Davis had a tart retort: “You should never say bad things about the dead, only good. Joan Crawford is dead. Good!â€Â  If you ask Wikipedia who renowned televangelist Pat Robertson was, it will report that he was “an