WHAT A WORLD

Haters of Puerto Rican super-duper megastar, Bad Bunny because “He’s not even American!” was downright hysterical. We can’t wait to watch his Super Bowl Halftime Show. Bun, please perform entirely in Spanish and grab your crotch a million times.

"Are we where?” you might ask. Even with the benefit of location tracking magic, we are not “there” yet. Truth be told, judging from various events of the past year, I don’t expect we’ll be “there” for at least another three years.

In the spirit of end-of-year tradition that What a World revisits some of the more notable utterances that made this annus both horribilis as well as mirabilis. Sit back, pour yourself a tall glass of Willie’s Remedy, and enjoy!

Trump’s fight with PBS likely started in 2005 when Sesame Street introduced Donald Grump, a new Muppet who is “a Grouch who has more trash than any other Grouch in the world and often brags to others about it.”

Mother Nature ain’t playing. She’s pissed. She’s taken off her chancla and is chasing us through the house with it. Firenadoes (Sharknados’ even deadlier distant cousin) set ablaze Hawaii, California, Oklahoma, Puerto Rico, and beyond.

Melania is the quintessential definition of A Dreamer. She realized at an early age that America offered her much more opportunity than her native home of Slovenia, reportedly a land of little more than headscarves and potato fields.

In the last Texas legislature alone, 160 bills arose, restricting freedom for LGBTQ folks — especially the Ts.

Kristi Noem’s stolen purse was more than a purse, though. It was a $4,400 Gucci handbag. That’s a lot of Gucci.

A glitch is when you tap the wrong passcode on the keypad to unlock your house. A glitch is when your TV blinks off and reboots during a storm. A careless, bombastic text that even accidently puts millions of America’s military in danger isn’t a glitch.

Trump may have an oceanfront condo in Gaza-Lago he wants to sell you...