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By Randall Jobe Of the 72.1 million Millennials living in the United States, I am fervently looking for any two, any day in the workforce who extend what for the

By Randall Jobe  All right, damnit, I’ll admit it. In my opinion, I am judgmental to the point of possibly being mistaken for a bitchy queen. I know, hard to

“Oh, when I was a kid in show business, I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.†  —Rodney Dangerfield  “Home is heaven and orgies are

By Randall Jobe  Facing another year of dicey family gatherings calls to remain masking, vaccines, and boosters that are not completely effective against a new COVID-19 variant and radio stations

By Randall Jobe Lodged between a restaurant and a dive bar in the “no zoning laws†Houston Heights there is much activity that can easily annoy or test your level

By Randall Jobe “Today’s final Jeopardy category is Boobs, Butts, and Botox. You have 60 seconds. Good luck. This person’s ‘stardom’ was orchestrated by a grainy sex tape.†(Cue music.)

“I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.†—Anonymous By Randall Jobe Three times a week at 6 a.m.,

By Randall Jobe Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep, dark depression, excessive misery. If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all. Gloom, despair, and agony

By Randall Jobe “I miss me. The old me. The happy me. The bright me. The smiling me. The laughing me. The gone me.†—Anonymous Having never been married (due

By Randall Jobe “My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.â€â€”Stephen W. HawkingOn a recent trip to Puerto Morales, Mexico I