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Across the Causeway

Find your golden egg in Galveston


By Forest Riggs

Now that the chill of winter has passed and the “big†holidays and celebrations are behind us, it is time for Spring to arrive and bring with it sunshine, blossoms, new beginnings and fun times — both in and out of doors. All over Galveston, gardens are being re-dressed, damaged foliage from the freeze is being removed and the songbirds have returned to brighten the Island days. With the onset of warmer weather, spring breaks and cabin fever, folks are flocking to the Seawall, the sandy beaches and the Historic Pleasure Pier. It is a good feeling to see old Galveston come alive after a biting winter. And nothing says springtime more than Easter!

“ Easter is not a time for groping through dust, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove eternal life. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dread past into the vast and inviting unknown. â€

—Author unknown, as quoted in the Lewiston Tribune

Easter is indeed a magical time and holds special meanings and memories for just about everyone, from childhood parties in school and family gatherings for egg hunts and festive celebrations, to new “Easter clothes†being proudly worn to church or gatherings. For some, it is the one time of the year they demonstrate their “faith†by making an appearance at their place of worship and perhaps a monetary donation. It is fun to think of Easter as being baby chicks, flowers, baskets, bunnies, candy in the shape of eggs and rabbits, jelly beans of every color and foil-wrapped delicacies that rest in baskets of green, plastic “straw.â€

The gay bars on the island offer fun times as well, Easter Parades, Easter Hat contests and fabulous shows and drink specials. Even as adults, Easter has never stopped being fun!

Everyone has favorite memories of Easters passed. For some it is adult memories of gatherings with friends, celebrating with a lovingly prepared meal (usually brisket), and a gentle and fun afternoon of drinks and funny stories. (In pre-Hurricane Ike days, George Maida hosted the most fantastic Easter parties at his home filled with friends, superb food, egg-coloring contests, drinks and all sorts of related activities.) To this day, the egg coloring remains a big event for many Easter lovers, religious or not. There is something about coloring eggs that brings out the innocent child in each of us. There are memories the smell of the vinegar as it is poured into the food coloring filled cups, and the little color pills from the Paas Easter Egg kit. Brothers and sisters, and friends and relatives gather around the smelly cups — spoon or write dipper in hand — to create the perfect egg. Some use markers, wax crayons, string and all sorts of new-fangled egg dying kits. There are swirl kits, tie-dye kits and even beads and sequin kits — just about any and everything one can imagine to adorn a simple white egg. (The egg industry loves Easter and rightfully so!)

“ Easter is an arts and crafts moment where your whole family and friends can get involved. â€

—Food Network host Alex Guarnaschelli

Being a little “artsy†myself, I have always enjoyed Easter and dying eggs. I love to mix colors and decorate the eggs with various glue-on items; queens love and can work wonders with a hot glue gun! A few years ago, I heard of Silk Tie Easter Eggs, a new and interesting way to “color†eggs and it has won me over for a while now. Thanks to sweet Aunt Martha Steward, silk tie eggs gained recognition and popularity after a segment on her show, Martha Stewart Live. Making the bright, colorful patterned eggs is pretty easy and requires little time and effort. The end results, depending on what tie patterns used, range from paisley designs to intricate patterns of color that resemble the majestic Fabergé imperial Easter eggs from Russian (well, sort of).

How to make Silk Tie Easter Eggs

You will need several 100 percent silk ties of various colorful patterns (check your local thrift shops for bargains). You will also need eggs, twist-ties or string, 3 tablespoons of white vinegar, a white sheet or pillowcase, an enamel or glass pot and vegetable or olive oil.

  1. Cut the silk ties into pieces large enough to wrap around a raw, white egg.
  2. Wrap each egg with the silk square with printed side against egg; tie at one or both ends.
  3. Wrap the silk-wrapped egg in white piece of cloth, securing end with a twist-tie.
  4. Place eggs in the glass or enamel pot. Bring water and vinegar to boil. Cook 20 minutes (longer if you’re going to eat the eggs).
  5. Remove from boiling water and allow wrapped eggs to cool.
  6. Unwrap the silk and outer cloth from each egg.
  7. Rub with vegetable oil or olive oil to brighten and polish the eggs.

Voila! With little effort, you have created edible works of art! The next thing to do is show them off to your friends and family. Easy, cheap and fun! Happy Easter Egg-making!

Forest Riggs, a resident of Galveston is no stranger to the adventures of life. A former educator and business owner, he enjoys Island life and all that comes with it. He says he is a “raconteur with a Quixotic, gypsy spirit.†He has written for several newspapers and magazines as well as other writing pursuits, including a novel and collection of short stories.

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Funny man and tuneful woman pen ‘Bright Star’, a poignant musical


By Ron Jones

For sure, Bright Star, co-written by iconic comedian, Steve Martin and country composer, Edie Brickell, is a melodramatic musical. But don’t take it for face value! Not your grandma’s melodrama, the story is vivid and compelling, the music is highly tuneful, and its emotions are heart felt and real. Nothing is over the top in this fetching and provocative musical comedy/drama. At once, it’s a show that weaves comedy and poignancy into one shining tapestry. Bright Star is presented by Theatre Under the Stars at the Hobby Center.

Martin and Brickell have worked on several country musical albums together. Bright Star was inspired by their song, “Love Has Come for You.†Interestingly, the musical takes place in two different time periods in North Carolina. As the curtain rises, Alice Murphy (Audrey Cardwell), a publisher, sings the haunting “If You Knew My Story.†In a beautiful and lyrical voice, she tells parts of the play’s exposition in her song. It’s 1945 and Billy Cane (Henry Gottfried), an aspiring writer, has returned from serving in World War II. In her office in the publishing firm, editor Murphy mentions representing Tennessee Williams, a struggling playwright, and considers taking on Billy, as well. Flashing back to 1923, a 16-year-old Alice meets the dashing Jimmy Ray Dobbs (Patrick Cummings), the mayor’s son, and quickly becomes pregnant. Her father, Daddy Murphy (John Leslie Wolfe) and Jimmy Ray’s father, Josiah Dobbs (Jeff Austin), motivated by the shame of having an unwed mother and father in the family, conspire to take the male child away from Alice. Another character, Margo Crawford (delightfully played by Liana Hunt) plays Billy’s childhood friend and, eventually, his wife. Going back and forth between the 1920s and ’40s, these colorful characters become the central figures of the interweaving plot. Indeed, it is the performances of these actors, along with their supporting players, that make this show entirely enjoyable.

While the script is intriguing and builds to a surprising climax, the production is also enhanced by expert vocals, terrific choreography and dancing, telling upbeat songs, a handsome set (including the remnants of an old barn that houses the band and moves around the stage effortlessly to help establish locales), whimsical and period-looking costumes, and evocative lighting. Choreographer Josh Rhodes infuses the show with quirky movements and dances that help establish the offbeat nature of the piece. Everyone sings beautifully, giving the soaring ballads and upbeat numbers lives of their own. In crowd scenes, the singing is replete with harmony. The scenic designer, the incomparable Eugene Lee, has created a simple set that can be used fluidly. Costumes by Jane Greenwood are outstanding with their perfect pairing of color and fabric. Special notice must be paid to lighting designer, Japhy Weideman, whose use of lights helped establish the mood in every scene. Moving seamlessly from cheerful brightness to eerie shadows, the lighting is quite inventive.

Bright Star is an endearing, touching, and rousing musical. With its strong dialogue, spirited and clever choreography and melodious music, Houston is lucky to have this bright star shining on it until March 25. Tickets may be purchased at TUTS.com.

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Spotlight

Find community through queer-affirming music


Singer-songwriter moves on from Christian-rock roots and discovers ‘silver horizon’ in pop music

By ChrisAzzopardi

Trey Pearson is living the out gay life he never thought he could.

After 20 years as frontman of Christian rock band Everyday Sunday, Pearson, who was married for seven of those years to Lauren, with whom he has two children, came out in May 2016. Publicly revealing his sexuality led organizers of Joshua Fest, an annual Christian music festival in Northern California, to nix him from the lineup after staff members kicked up a fuss about his scheduled appearance.

Inspired to share his story, Pearson switched gears, cutting a seven-song, pop-oriented EP called Love Is Love, which was released in November 2017. Led by first single “Silver Horizon,†the album taps into the range of emotions the 37-year-old Columbus native harbored at one of the most pivotal, and painful, points in his life.

What song would you most recommend to someone trying to reconcile their religion with their sexuality?

I couldgo on for hours about these songs. But every once in a while a song comes out of nowhere, in the moment. I wrote “Hey Jesus†in less than a half hour, and then I spent another hour or two lying on the floor bawling my eyes out. The song encompasses all the emotions that I always felt growing up and even into my adult life, until I could accept myself.

I feel the most free I’ve ever felt. The most joyful, the most peace. I never knew I could feel this way. I did not believe it was possible, and to finally feel this way is the most amazing feeling in the world. But it hasn’t been without loss: having your teenage years robbed from you – it’s OK to allow yourself to grieve that.

How do you feel about being an example for other queer people who are also struggling with self-acceptance?

It’s exciting. It feels like it’s something I’m passionate about, and I also feel a responsibility, too, because I know if it wasn’t for people like Ellen (DeGeneres) coming out and being vulnerable in her truth, I might not have been able to own mine. Ever since my story came out, there’s almost not a day that goes by where people don’t reach out to me on Instagram, Facebook or Twitter. I think there’s a great honor in having these people share their stories back to me, but also, we need to tell our stories because there’s so much power in them. I’ve experienced that.

After you came out, you were driving for Uber to make ends meet, right?

Yeah, I hadto cancel a tour and figure out how to make money over a two-month period, so I was like, I’m gonna drive for Uber and make money. So, I picked up this guy – and this was right after I came out to my family – and he was like, “So, what do you do besides this?†and I was like, “Well, I usually tour around the world in this Christian rock band and I just came out of the closet to my family.â€

He ended up being the editor of a magazine, which is where I originally came out publicly. But rumors were spreading. When you’ve been in the Christian music industry your whole career, and you’ve played in thousands of churches, it’s amazing how quickly gossip can spread in churches around the world.

Are you still being asked to perform in churches?

Actually, there have been a lot of affirming churches that have asked me to come. I started this private group on Facebook called Trey’s Safe Space and there are hundreds of thousands of people who are sharing this space. People who are either queer or allies, and they just tell their story. But I’m not playing in churches; I’m playing in music clubs. A lot of progressive and affirming churches are asking me to share my story, so I am speaking at a lot of these churches on Trey’s Safe Space tour. I’ll do a pride festival on a Saturday night, and then Sunday morning I’m speaking to these churches. It’s been really cool.

Did anyone in the Christian music community reach out to you when you came out?

Yeah, actually lots of people did. A lot of people in the industry expressed love toward me. But none of them did it publicly because they’re all scared of their careers being on the line, and that’s a shame. If every Christian artist that reached out to me would have done it in a public way, I think it would force the industry to rethink their view on the subject, and hopefully one day that’ll happen.

Unfortunately, we’re not there yet. I’m doing everything I can to change the conversation, though.

What did it feel like writing and recording your first song, “Silver Horizon,†as an out gay man?

Liberating. The fact that I suppressed so much of myself for my entire life, and to finally have that out in the open – there are so many emotions that come with finally extending myself in that way. Joy and freedom, and a lot of grieving. I missed out on certain things. I knew I would lose people in my life, but this weight that I had been carrying my whole life finally was lifted from me.

There’s a part of myself I couldn’t be even as an artist because I wasn’t able to face it in my own life. This valve burst open with creativity and another level of my songwriting. It was another level of intimacy and vulnerability. I wanted the EP to be long enough to really explore some of these emotions I have experienced since coming out

I literally just played those songs on my floor bawling my eyes out as I wrote them. But I started to turn the corner. It just feels almost like a diary. And with every song I either wanted to make you dance or cry. (Laughs)

Sounds like you’ve been doing a lot of dancing and crying in the last year.

Thank godit’s turned into a lot more dancing than crying these days.

Chris Azzopardi is the editor of Q Syndicate, the international LGBT wire service. Reach him via his website at www.chris-azzopardi.com and on Twitter (@chrisazzopardi

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Foodie Diaries

Emmaline brings beauty, charm and style


By Jim Ayres

But what about the food?

I’ll tell you about it. In a bit.

I must tell you first, however — my lord, Emmaline’s a beauty. Open and serene, the restaurant is one of the most stunning in the city. Light fills the dining room, giving the rattan café chairs, and barstools and banquettes of cognac leatherette, a French countryside glow.

The main room gives way to a more casual sunroom, and then to a covered dog-friendly patio. Servers in blue chambray are as much a part of the décor as they are, well, excellent servers.

There’s a pastry station with breads and sweets, and what appears to be a red Lacanche enameled range. The bar shines with chrome fittings and juicers. Even the service plates are a study in toile. This is a space I want to bask in daily.

Perhaps a few too many chambray-shirted servers welcomed me as I came in for Sunday brunch. Then again, it was 10:30 a.m. and they must have been bolstering for a later, busier crowd. Mimosas and Bloody Marys were easy to come by (and quite the tonic after a vibrant Saturday night, ahem).

Emmaline’s cocktail list features clever twists on the classics. The Pretty Little Liar, their version of a Bellini, adds lemon and ginger to the traditional peachy drink. They’ve got a margarita, too, named after Teala’s, the former occupant. (If you need a reminder that this used to be a Tex- Mex joint, just go to the restroom. The Spanish tile hasn’t been replaced.)

Aside from that, if you walk into Emmaline and feel transported to a French bistro, that feeling will continue with the food. We all have romantic notions of sidewalk cafes in Paris, but the truth is that bistro cuisine is simple, hearty stuff. Workmanlike recipes deliver the basics of a dish without fanfare.

My Butcher’s Cut Steak and Eggs was a prime example. Excellent quality fire-charred (gas, not wood and, yes, you can taste the difference) hanger steak with oregano pesto and frittes was tender and medium rare, and it satisfied. Mind blowing? No. But competently executed.

A house salad, cutely named Our House is Yours, was a salade in true French tradition. Greens with the merest spritz of a mild vinaigrette had very little flavor and weren’t meant to. Oh, there were a few grape tomatoes and an olive or two, but a bistro salad is supposed to clean the palate, not nourish.

Other popular brunch choices included a Mascarpone Pancake Stack with berry and quince compote (gorgeous presentation) and the House Benedict prepared in muffin cups. The Chef’s Morning Pizza — eggs and a charcuterie on flatbread — intrigued me.

Will you enjoy Emmaline? I did, but it’s hard for me to answer for anyone else. That you’ll love the atmosphere is a given, but at these prices ($12 for the salad; $28 for the steak), can you accept simple, high quality food that’s solidly prepared? Or do you crave drama with your mimosa?

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What A World

Survey Says: Register to vote!


By Nancy Ford

First, let me explain. I am not a member of the Republican Party, although I was born into a Republican family. A super-Republican family. In fact, a now-deceased uncle proudly proclaimed each and every election season that “he never smoked a cigarette, never took a drink of alcohol and never voted for a Democrat.†What a fun guy!

Looking back with my now acutely honed gaydar, this particular uncle flamed brighter than Lindsey Graham in a petticoat, sipping a mint julep in the springtime breeze.

No, I am not a Republican (surprise!), but I do subscribe to a number of Republican Party and conservative-leaning websites; I consider it opposition research. If you ever want to get a close-up taste of how Repubs think, act, and editorialize as spittle builds up in frothy little white puddles in the corners of their mouths, sign up for alerts from some of that party’s websites. GOPUSA’s The Eagle’s founder and Texas son, Dr. Bobby Eberle, also fancies himself a racecar driver (it’s a fossil fuel thing). WND News (formerly World Net Daily, aka Wing Nut Daily) loves publishing quasi-celebrities like Ted (“Let’s kill something!â€) Nugent, Victoria (Ukelelist for Jesus) Jackson and Pat (“What? I’m still alive?â€) Boone. And Lifesite News recently ran a review of the top-Oscar winning The Shape of Water titled, “Liberals refuse to condemn bestiality, now call it interspecies romance.â€

Reading posts like these are much like watching really gory, over-the-top horror films: You’ll laugh, you’ll cry and you might throw up a little in your own mouth. Bottom line, you’ll become more informed about how our country came to find itself in a massive clown car crash — upside-down, tires a-spinning, and leaking flammable fluids — while cruising down the road to Destination Make America Great Again. Reading these foggy blogs will also give you a well-deserved air of superiority that confirms you make better, more Beatitudinous choices for your life and the wellbeing of those you love — not to mention, the entire planet — by not supporting the Republican platform.

All that having been said, imagine my (not) surprise at recently finding the “2018 TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL PLATFORM SURVEY†(yes, in all caps, like in a Tweet) in my snail mailbox. Touted as an “Official Republican Party Document†(so you know it’s real, by God), the questionnaire asked for input on a number of Trump’s favorite causes célèbre.

Republican National Committee chairwoman Ronna McDaniel penned the survey’s intro letter, breathlessly reminding recipients that “President Trump put his entire life including his successful business at risk to run for the White House because he knew no on else could bring about the needed changes to the culture of Washington D.C. and the structure of the federal government.â€

No, Ronna. Trump ran for president because Barack Obama and Seth Meyers made fun of him at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner. Google it.

Among the survey’s questions:

–“Do you agree that President Trump has made stimulating the economy and creating jobs a top priority of his Administration?†No, I believe his top priority is playing golf, Tweeting from his bed, and plastering his hair with enough Aqua Net to burn even more holes in the ozone than his coal agenda.

–“Is stopping the flow of illegal immigrants…a matter of national security?†No. If it was OK for Melania, it’s OK for the Dreamers.

–“Should federal funds be provided to non-profit organizations such as Planned Parenthood USA whose primary function is conducting abortions?†Propaganda. Screening and treatment of sexually transmitted diseases, pap smears and breast cancer screenings far outweigh PP’s abortion services, which account for approximately three percent of its annual services. Don’t you know that lying make Jesus cry?

–“Do you believe that our nation will be better off economically, more secure and more united in purpose if President Trump succeeds in implementing the remainder of his agenda to Make American Great Again?†No, I believe if Trump implements his agenda, our nation will cease to exist as anything more than a sad reminder of what can happen when democracy becomes a reality show.

The survey rambled on, asking 33 carefully molded, overtly slanted questions pertaining to economic issues, health care, national security and other topics. At the end, of course, came the request for a donation. That’s when I laughed so hard I shot Earl Grey tea through my nose. Instead of boxes indicating various levels of sponsorship ranging from $15 to “other†they should have added a box that said “Bite me.†That box, I would have checked.

There are approximately seven months between the published date of this issue of MONTROSE STAR and the mid-term Election Day on November 6. Please register to vote so we can really make America great again. Then have a drink — and maybe even a cigarette.

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The Frivolist

6 things I’d like to see on the ‘Roseanne’ revival


By Mikey Rox

Roseanne Barr knows how to keep tongues wagging.

From her infamous bungling of The Star-Spangled Banner and my-way-or-the-highway tyranny on the set of her groundbreaking sitcom to her failed presidential bid and accusation that Ireland (yes, the whole darn country) is anti-Semitic, the self-proclaimed domestic goddess has been a controversial pop-culture mainstay for more than 30 years.

This month, the legendary comedienne will return with her original TV family and friends to ABC’s primetime lineup. How will she make us laugh, side-eye, and ask WTF next? Who knows, but here are six things I’d like to see the series tackle in season 10.

1. GAY DARLENE

In the series finale of Roseanne’s original run, it was revealed by newly widowed matriarch Roseanne that her daughter Darlene (Sara Gilbert) was married to her sister Becky’s (Lecy Goranson) husband Mark (the late Glenn Quinn), not his brother David (Johnny Galecki), whom she had been with since season four. The latter storyline was explained as a fictional plot in a story that Roseanne had written about her life, which, as it turned out, encompassed the entire series. Nothing that we had watched over the past nine years was as it seemed. That fan-disappointing decision will be retconned in the reboot, leaving everything leading up to season nine of the original series as canon. Praise Jesus. In the reboot, however, Darlene and David will be separated, opening up the potential opportunity for her to date women, which seems appropriate since Sara Gilbert is a lesbian in a real life. Just don’t expect it to happen immediately since Darlene’s 9-year-old gender-nonconforming son Mark (Ames McNamara) will be the basis for any initial LGBT diversity storylines. Not complaining, though; representation is representation.

2. GEORGE CLOONEY CAMEO

Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) was known for her revolving door of one-night stands and sometimes boyfriends – and a very tumultuous but short-lived marriage to her baby daddy Fred (Michael O’Keefe) – but none shared the kind of chemistry with her as first-season love interest, Booker, played by George Clooney. Of course, GC’s a big-shot Hollywood movie star now – and has been for the past 20 years – so it’s probably a long shot that he’ll make a guest appearance. On the other hand, the Oscar-nominated Laurie Metcalf is a star in her own right, and Friends landed Brad Pitt and Julie Roberts in its heyday, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

3. THE RETURN OF KATHY BOWMAN

Roseanne and Dan Conner (John Goodman) dealt with their fair share of neighbors over the years – who could forget the elderly nudists? – but the most formidable was “needle-butt†Kathy Bowman (Meagen Fay), Roseanne’s arch-nemesis from the minute she and her husband Jerry moved next door to 714 Delaware Street. It was a rivalry for the ages until Roseanne inadvertently helped burglars dressed as good Samaritans (one of whom looked like Bob Hope) rob Kathy’s house, which ultimately drove the snippy housewife back to her hometown of Chicago. Fay is still a fixture on television – she most recently appeared on ABC’s Dr. Ken in a guest role – and if the network knows what’s good for its loyal Roseanne lovers, she’ll at least make a pit stop in Lanford one more time.

4. ALL THE GROWN-UP BABIES

When we last left the Conners in 1997, Roseanne had baby Jerry Garcia, Jackie had baby Andy, and Darlene had just popped out baby Harris before the series finale. Baby Harris will be featured in the revival (now a teenager of 14 years old instead of the actual age of 21 she would be in real time) – as will her brother Mark and cousin Mary (Jayden Rey), daughter of D.J. Conner (Michael Fishman). As for Jerry Garcia and Andy, they’re still part of the continuity, according to Roseanne, but the characters will not appear in season 10.

5. DAN’S BOAT

What ever happened to Dan’s boat? Some Roseanne-aphiles consider it a casualty of the writers’ room, just another abandoned plot point, while others seem to remember Dan’s mentally ill mother setting it on fire. Whatever the truth is – which is hard to discern from a show like Roseanne – I hope it makes a comeback. If they can resurrect Dan from the dead (it was revealed he died of a heart attack in the series finale), surely they can put a half-completed boat back up on cinderblocks.

6. TOPICAL SUBJECT MATTER

One of the greatest legacies of Roseanne, and why it was a top-20 show for eight of its nine seasons (No. 1 overall in 1989), is that it never shied away from controversial subject matter. From first periods and teenage masturbation to gay marriage and race relations, Roseanne blazed a trail across the television landscape, the effects of which can still be seen in sitcoms today. You can expect more of the same from the reboot – Roseanne the comedienne is still as feisty as ever – as they tackle the Trump administration (Roseanne the character admits she voted for the kook in an early episode), gender-identity issues, for-hire surrogacy, and mixed-race families. Throw an episode about gun control in there and we’re halfway to an Emmy nom.

Roseanne premieres at 8/7c on March 27 on ABC.

Mikey Rox is an award-winning journalist and LGBT lifestyle expert whose work has been published in more than 100 outlets across the world. He splits his time between homes in New York City and the Jersey Shore with his dog Jaxon. Connect with Mikey on Twitter @mikeyrox.

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Love, politics, gossip and sex


By Randall Jobe

Dirt Dog Theatre Company’s production of The Exonerated is something different. Based on the true stories of six criminally convicted survivors of death row, interwoven stories move through first-person narrative and scenes set in courtrooms, bars and prisons. All reflect the criminal justice system and the inspiration that helped them survive, and eventually escape, death row. Through March 24. MATCH, 3400 Main Street. Tickets: 713-521-4533 or matchouston.org/events/exonerated.

Theatre Under the Stars brings a new musical, Bright Star, with book, music and story by popular comedian Steve Martin and lyrics and story by the incomparable Edie Brickell. Inspired by real events, Bright Star tells a sweeping tale of love and redemption set against the rich backdrop of the America South in the 1920s and 40s. When a young soldier just home from World War II meets literary editor Alice Murphy, he awakens longings for the child she once lost. Haunted by their unique connection, Alice sets out on a journey to understand her past; what she finds has the power to transform both their lives. An uplifting theatrical experience that holds audiences tight in its grip. Directed by Walter Bobbie. Through March 25. Wednesday through Thursday, 7:30 p.m. Sunday, 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. 800 Bagby Street. Tickets: TUTS.com/tickets or 713-558-8887.

StagesRepertory Theatre presents local favorite, actress Sally Edmundson returning in the highly acclaimed one-woman tour-de-force, Ann, based on the explosive life of former Texas Governor Ann Richards. Written by Emmy award-winner Holland Taylor, Ann is a no-holds-barred look at the indomitable woman whose complex and captivation ways changed Texas politics. Extended through April 22. Wednesday and Thursday, 7:30 p.m. Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday, 2:30 p.m. and 8 p.m. Sunday, 2:30 p.m. 3201 Allen Parkway. Tickets: StagesTheatre.com or 713-527-0123.

Rescheduled after Hurricane Harvey created havoc and caused a cancellation, the Alley Theatre presents the world premiere of Cleo. The whole world was watching when Liz met Dick. Set during the filming of the disastrous 1963 movie, Cleopatra, this is the story of the scandalous romance of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. Their relationship brought condemnation from the Vatican and the U.S. Congress. And it opened up the age of paparazzi and tabloid celebrity, assuring that the names “Taylor and Burton†would always be associated with the greatest sex scandal in ancient history. Acclaimed director and actor Bob Balaban directs this new play by Texas-based Pulitzer Prize winner, Lawrence Crawford. For mature audiences. April 6 through 29. Thursday, 7:30 p.m. Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday, 2:30 and 8 p.m. Sunday, 2:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. ActOUT performance, April 19, when ticket price includes pre-party with complimentary food, drink and door prizes. 500 Texas Avenue. Tickets: AlleyTheatre.org or 713-220-5700.

Obsidian Theater presents Cabaret, directed by Houston notable actor/director Paul Hope. Cabaret explores the dark, heady and tumultuous life of Berlin’s natives and expatriates as Germany slowly yields to the energizing Third Reich. Memorable musical numbers include “Willkommenâ€, “Cabaret†and “Don’t Tell Mamaâ€. April 12 through May 5. Thursday through Saturday 8 p.m. Sunday, April 22, 3 p.m. Industry Night, Monday, April 30, 3522 White Oak Drive. Tickets: ObsidianTheater. org or 832-889-7837.

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HRH Report

Newspaper insults gay man, Bey coming home and other top stories


By Johnny Trlica

What’s in a name? Has anyone ever heard of Frances Ethel Gumm? If you are a fan of Judy Garland, you have. How about Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta? That would be Lady Gaga to all of you little monsters. How would you like to see Caryn Johnson as host of The View? Well you do, only you know her as Whoopi Goldberg.

Yes, a lot can be said and impressions made with the correct moniker. That brings us to TC’s Show Bar rebranding into Barcode. The name modification was just about the last thing to change as the bar had made subtle changes over the past few months.

Alterations include fewer drag shows and more male strippers, draft beer poured from the bottom up, a new bar countertop, new lighting inside and out and a live DJ, twice a week.

But don’t worry. Barcode still has some of the cutest bartenders in town.

Here’s a bit of what we’ve been reading on the Houston Rainbow Facebook page.

Texas newspaper’s final insult

Bigotry has no boundaries, not even in death. The Olton (north of Lubbock) Enterprise newspaper is standing by its decision to remove all references to a gay man’s husband from his mother’s obituary, reports DallasVoice.com.

Barry Giles original submission of Brenda Light’s obituary read, “Those left to cherish her memories include her son, Barry Giles, and his husband, John Gambill, of Dallas.†But when the paper hit the stands Gambill’s name had been removed.

By the time Light’s obituary appeared in the newspaper, however, Gambill’s name had been removed.

Gambill told the Dallas Voice he immediately contacted the Olton Enterprise’s owner and editor, Phillip Hamilton, to ask what had happened.

“Because I wanted to cut it out,†Hamilton said, according to the DallasVoice.com.

Hamilton said he edited the obituary for religious beliefs saying it is his “religious conviction that a male cannot have a husband.†He added: “It is also my belief that to publish anything contrary to God’s Word on this issue would be to publish something in the newspaper that is not true,†he said. Calling the paper’s edits “both ethical and lawful,†he added, “It would be unethical to publish a news item that is known by the editor to be false.â€

“Based on the truth found in the Word of God,†Hamilton concluded, “I could not in good conscience identify Mr. Gambill as the husband of Mr. Giles.â€

‘Skinhead lesbian’ gets last laugh

When losing an argument, name-calling remains the only option. Republican candidate Leslie Gibson used Twitter to attack two students who survived the mass shooting at a Florida high school, calling one of them, who is openly bisexual, a “skinhead lesbian†and the other a “bald-faced liar,†reports NBCNews.com.

“There is nothing about this skinhead lesbian that impresses me and there is nothing that she has to say unless you’re frothing-at-the-mouth moonbat,†Gibson wrote about 18-year-old Emma Gonzalez, one of the survivors of the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, which left 17 people dead.

Gibson, who was the only declared candidate for the 57th District of the Maine House of Representatives later apologized for his comments and has since withdrawn from the race.

Lorna Luft ill

A member of gay icon royalty has fallen ill. Lorna Luft, the daughter of the original gay icon Judy Garland, and half-sister of drag queen favorite Liza Minnelli has been diagnosed with a brain tumor after collapsing following a performance in London, reports TheGuardian.com.

The singer, 65, was “forgetting lyrics and monologue†before she collapsed backstage at a performance in London on March 9. She was rushed to the hospital where the initial diagnosis was delivered.

Luft is an Emmy-winning TV producer and Broadway star. Her film credits include Grease 2 and Trapper John M.D. She voiced a character in the Logo Network’s animated series Rick & Steve. Luft made her singing debut at 11 years old in an appearance on her mother’s TV series The Judy Garland Show, which aired 1963 through ’64.

Splitsville

If gays can marry they can divorce, as well. Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend of nine years, Benjamin Maisani, broke up, reports People.com.

In a statement to the magazine, Cooper said: “Benjamin and I separated as boyfriends some time ago. We are still family to each other, and love each other very much.†He added that the pair “remain the best of friends, and will continue to share much of our lives together.â€

Homecoming for Bey

There’s no place like home. Beyoncé is going back on tour, and is bringing the spectacle to her hometown on September 15.

Bey is joined on the four-month, 36-date world tour with her husband, Jay-Z. This is the first tour for the couple in four years. Tickets for the NRG Stadium show went on sale March 19.

Johnny Trlica is the manager of the Houston Rainbow Herald Facebook page, your source for the latest LGBTQ news and information. Contact him at HRHeditor@gmail.com

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Across the Causeway

Fishing for a good time


By Forest Riggs

Shiver me timbers! Spring, though it has tried, has not sprung. A clump of sand sitting in the Gulf of Mexico, Galveston has recently experienced a few cold and damp days, coupled with chilling winds that cut to the bone. Seems we have several days of glorious sunshine, then BAM! Here comes another cold spell. Most of the island flora has been tricked into early budding and sprouting. Many of the migratory songbirds have already returned and doing their best to make whoopee in the cold. Even the wretched grackles have started their huffing, puffing and strutting, trying to catch the eye of a mate. I’ve noticed similar behavior in a few humans along the Seawall and beach. What is it with spring that makes the old xylem and phloem start flowing, even in the cold!

As young children we were taught: “March roars in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.†I am ready for the lamb part. Being an anal-retentive Virgo, I have never fully understood or appreciated all the fuss that comes with those noisy Leos. Seems they always have to make an entrance.

Mardi Gras passed, and with tremendous hangovers we slid quietly (some of us with ashes on our forehead) into 40 days of Lent. Things get a little quieter as many islanders begin to prepare for spring (if and when it gets here.) Lent, confusing for many, is simply a season of reflection and renewing: Take a look at yourself, think about things you might want to change and work on. It’s kind of like a Spring Cleaning of the soul and psyche. Some feel they have to “give-up†something they love or simply can’t live without. Sometimes, this is a good thing. I had a wise teacher who once said we should “give-up†things like anger, hatred, bigotry and so forth. I’ll give it some thought.

In the next few weeks, the island will become Temporary Paradise Found, as many students will abandon their dorms, apartments and other places, to come and celebrate Spring Break. This annual period of craziness can last anywhere from a couple to several weeks, depending on the schools and their schedules. This is the time the do-gooders get away to do bad and the bad come to do the do-gooders! The traffic is nuts, the wait for service in restaurants is frustrating and the Galveston Police Department has its hand full. Like the grackle birds, young muscular, tank-topped boys in jacked-up trucks drive down from deep east Texas to perform their version of strutting, huffing and puffing. Generally, it’s a good time for all, as long as folks act remotely sane and exercise a little common sense. It’s no longer “Girls Gone Wild,†it becomes “Island Gone Wild.†The bars fill with new faces of all sorts, from seasoned repeat offenders to underage newbies trying to cop a drink and maybe find “love†or some other form of debauchery.

Lots of fun things are coming in the next few months as spring and summer finally get here. There will be home and garden shows, sand castle contests, expert drag shows and some mighty hot male dancers. I will keep you posted on who, what, when and where for gay Galveston activities.

Lastly, after a few days in a row of sunshine, I decided to take my chances on wade fishing in the bay. Just because the sun was out and my bald head burned, it did not mean the water had warmed. After selecting some prime cut bait (I like the uncut, too!), I waded out to ’nad level and was quickly reminded it’s still too early without waders! Yikes. I gave it a good try and after about 30 minutes of losing bait, hobbled to the shore. It has been a week now and I still can’t find my parts. Hopefully, the waters will warm soon and I will try again.

Having said this, the fish are biting — black drum, speckled trout, delicious flounder and even a few red fish — most caught on live bait such as shrimp. Get brave and give it a try. Get a license though; the fine is tough. Whether you catch fish or not, it’s a great way to explore the island and meet some fun locals.

Until next time, keep smiling, laughing and making the world a better place.

A resident of Galveston where he can be found wasting bait and searching for the meaning of life, Forest Riggs recently completed a collection of short stories about his beloved island and is working on a novel.

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Paula Dream

These recipes solve the mystery of entertaining


By Paula Dream (AKA Kale Haygood)

Greetings, everyone!

It’s incredible how the how my Mystery Bread recipe always draws so much attention. It’s great as an on-the-run breakfast or just a snack. I made it in the mini foil loaf pans to share with friends, but you can also use full-size loaf pans.

Here is the recipe (if I can remember it) that I kind of improvised.

On to more good food. Summer is approaching, or so we hope, and we can smell the old grill’s flavorful aroma as we walk out our door. Whether you are grilling salmon, chicken breast, or pork chops, here is a relish that really brings your meat to town. A couple of spoonsful of this relish over the meat is so flavorful and makes a great presentation to your plate.

And finally, if you’re having guests over for dinner, you’ll need a quick appetizer. Here’s a great Tex-Mex dish to share.

‘Til next time, have a great one! And thanks for supporting all of the fine advertisers who help make MONTROSESTARpossible!

MYSTERY BREAD

3 cups flour

2 to 4 teaspoons cinnamon

Generous dash of Mexican vanilla

2 teaspoons baking soda

1½-teaspoons salt

3 cups sugar

1 can pumpkin

4 ounces (½ brick) cream cheese

1 ripe banana, mashed

1 very large baking apple, diced

4 large eggs

1 cup vegetable oil

½ cup apple juice and maybe a dash more

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease baking pans, dust with extra flour. Combine flour, soda, salt and cinnamon in a bowl. Mix the remaining wet ingredients and sugar in a food processor, or in a larger bowl, using a mixer. Fold in the other dry ingredients. Spoon into prepared baking pans. Filling about three-quarters full. Place pans on a cookie sheet for baking, to catch any overflow. Bake approximately 35 minutes or until a nice brown color appears on the top. Allow loaves to rest and cool before removing from pans. Then take a kitchen butter knife around the perimeter of the loaf to release from pan. If you use the mini pans, turn them upside down onto foil or plastic wrappers and seal. Refrigerate for gradual use or freeze for future use.

FRESH CORN AND BLUEBERRY RELISH

2 teaspoons champagne vinegar

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice

2 teaspoons minced shallots

2 tbsps extra virgin olive oil

Kosher salt and ground pepper to taste

1 cup fresh corn kernels, sliced off the cobb

5 cups loose arugula

1 cup fresh blueberries

3 tbsps fresh mint leaves torn into small pieces

1 tbsps sliced chives

To make vinaigrette, combine lemon juice, vinegar, and shallots in a bowl, whisking in the oil. Season with salt and pepper. Bring a small pot of salted water and set up a bowl of ice water.

Add corn to pot and cook for two minutes, then strain corn and place into bowl of ice water. Drain corn and set aside.

In medium bowl, toss together corn, arugula, blueberries, herbs and vinaigrette. Enjoy!