PLUM LOCO MOTIVES: All aboard the Trump train
Trump may have an oceanfront condo in Gaza-Lago he wants to sell you...
Trump may have an oceanfront condo in Gaza-Lago he wants to sell you...
By Nancy Ford –– And so it begins Well gang, here we are. Barely a month after he raised his pudgy little left hand — though notably didn’t place his right hand upon the Bible — to swear to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, the first sequel to “Donald Trump 45”
But buckle up, Buttercups By Nancy Ford Happy New Year! Cheers to those of us who made it all the way through 2024 to thrust head first into 2025 — no small feat, as we all know. Admittedly, there isn’t much Happy in this traditional New Year greeting. As of MONTROSE STAR’s publication date, President
By Nancy Ford When we last met, we took a look back at some of the best, worst, funniest, scariest and generally most noteworthy episodes of the first six months of the dumpster fire that is 2024. Though it doesn’t seem possible, the second six months were even more of an inferno. American electorate, we’re
2024 in Review, Part 1 By Nancy Ford As I’ve said at this time of every year for the last 36 years (please sing along if you know the words), “What a year, what a year.” And what a year it’s been. If I have any New Year’s resolution for the coming year, it will
By Nancy Ford Is it just me, or has the summer of 2024 been especially, oppressively, aggressively hot? The temperature has been high, too. (Pa dum-bum.) Two national political conventions provided a steady stream of … what’s the word I’m looking for…? Let’s call it “entertainment.” The Republicans gathered in Milwaukee. They wore cheese hats
By Nancy Ford The sanitary pad taped to his ear. The train wreck of a forum with the National Association of Black Journalists. His faux-hillbilly running mate. Given the golden shower of media weirdness Donald Trump has drenched us with every damn day since he rolled down his golden elevator back in 2015, we
By Nancy Ford Recently, I have had to come to terms with a reality that I’ve been avoiding. It’s something I’ve been in denial about for some time now, an eventuality I’ve considered anathema since I was a sweet, young thing. The truth is, I am old. If you have been reading this column with
By Nancy Ford How’s your summer? Mine has been rolling along relatively well so far, thanks. I managed to avoid being submerged in one of our regions recent deluges. No kindly stranger has needed to perform a water rescue to keep me from floating down the bayou, for which I am grateful. I’m equally grateful
By Nancy Ford A not-small earthquake hitting Manhattan. A major eclipse darkening most of America. Nationwide, an ominous redux of armed troops confronting college students protesting U.S. involvement in an unwinnable war. 2024 has already proven to be a wham-bam year, although, without many thank-yous, I am except for Tay and Bey both dropping jaw-dropping