Commentary: “Hi. My name is (insert name here), and I’m a Trump addict.” Like an Alcoholics Anonymous, Cocaine Anonymous, or Gamblers Anonymous meeting, a 12-step program for Trump addicts should start with a confession.
Trumpism is not a cult after all; it’s an addiction and therefore should be treated as one. Not all Republicans are Trump addicts, but ask anyone who attends Al-Anon: An addict controls the family dynamics. While there is no cure for addiction, 12-step programs have proven to be effective in helping people regain control of their lives.
Here are the 12 steps a Trump addict can follow:
We are not sure how effective Trump Anonymous meetings would be, but they are likely to have awesome food: Big Macs, fried chicken, pizza, and Diet Coke. Would anyone else like to share?
Keep coming back, it works.