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Paula Dream

Soul food to warm your tummy and spirit


By Paula Dream (AKA Kale Haygood)

Happy Holidays to everyone. This issue, I decided not to feature holiday food, but to feature some of my favorite foods. Soul food!
All of these recipes are so simple and quick. You may want to add them to your holiday table.
Here is hoping Santa comes up your chimney. And please don’t forget our advertisers!

TEXAS RED BEANS FOR THE SOUL

1 pound dried pinto beans, picked over and rinsed
1 smoked ham hock or the ham bone
2 jalapeno peppers, sliced
Dissolve 1-1/2 tablespoons salt in about two quarts of water in large bowl. Soak beans for about six to eight hours. Drain and rinse beans. Place everything in slow cooker and cover with water or 1/2 chicken broth, half water. Cook for about six to eight hours until tender.
SMOTHERED CABBAGE WITH SOUL
5 tablespoons butter
1 onion, thinly sliced
1 large head of cabbage, cored and cut in 1-inchpieces
1-1/2 cup chicken broth
3-4 Yukon Gold potatoes, cut in 1-inch pieces
1-1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
Melt butter in a Dutch oven over medium heat. Add onion and cook until soft, for about four minutes. Stir in cabbage, broth, potatoes, salt and pepper. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to medium low, cover and simmer for about 12 to 15 minutes until cabbage is is wilted and potatoes are tender. Then uncover and cook until liquid has almost evaporated, stirring occasional for another 12 to 15 minutes.

SOULFULLY SINFUL BLUEBERRY COBBLER

1 (14 ounces) can sweetened condensed milk
1-1/4 cup self-rising flour
1/2 cup milk
8 tablespoon butter, melted
2 cups blueberries
1/4 cup sugar

Make sure baking rack is in middle position, then preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease 13″ x 9″ baking dish.
Whisk condensed milk, flour, milk and melted butter together in a bowl. Pour batter in baking dish. Sprinkle sugar and blueberries evenly over surface. Bake for about 35 minutes until golden brown and toothpick comes out clean.

Paula Dream, AKA Kale Haygood, owns Beyond Service, a Montrose-based, home-cooking catering company. For more information, call 713-805-4106 or email barrykale@yahoo.com

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The Frivolist

7 Reasons I Love You, Nico Tortorella


By Mikey Rox

Dear Nico Tortorella:

I’m gonna use your full name, OK? We’re not on a first-name basis, but I hope that’ll change soon. In a good way, Nico Tortorella – not the “stay 1,000 feet away from each other†way. Because you’re pretty much the bee’s knees in my book, Nico Tortorella, and here are seven reasons why.

  1. We understand each other’s adolescent plight – even if you don’t know it yet I read a recent interview where you talked about growing up in a family where only one sexual orientation was recognized. Samesies. I hadn’t even met another gay person until I was 17 years old, working at the local mall, and any reference to a gay person around my house was “faggot this†and “queer that.†Legit – I actually thought I was a hermaphrodite until I was 14 years old because I had no idea why I felt the way I did inside. I was supposed to like girls, but why did I have feelings for guys? I got through it – with enough drugs, alcohol and sporadic therapy to make El Chapo jelly – but I’m mostly good now. But I’ll be much better in your sculpted arms, Nico Tortorella.
  2. You’re like a fuzzy little water mammal – in the sexiest way possible I don’t like labels, especially when it comes to the kind of queers we are, but boy if you aren’t an otter. Like the very definition of an otter. You couldn’t be anymore otter-ish if you tried, Nico Tortorella. But you should try anyway. With your shirt off.
  3. You’re bisexual – and never afraid to discuss it In a world where even the Ls and Gs roll their eyes whenever someone admits that they’re the B in LGBT, it’s refreshing that you’re so candid about it. “I really like the term bisexual, and I fall somewhere under the umbrella that is bisexuality,†you said in a recent interview with Q Syndicate, the wire service for LGBT press. “I use the word bisexual because people have fought for so long for this word and the fact that it even exists in part of the LGBTI-etcetera is just a beautiful thing, and I’m not gonna be the person to take, like, fluidity or emotional fluidity or pansexual. I’m comfortable somewhere under the bisexual label, and I’m proud of it.†Cards on the table – I’m not bisexual, Nico Tortorella. I’m just an ordinary homosexual who will be perfectly satisfied with the 50 percent of you that you’ll let me have. And touch. There will be touching, right?
  4. Your Instagram has me all blushy-face emoji – but in real life Uuuuum. I have no words for these pics. I’m just gonna sit quietly in that corner over here and calm down.
  5. You’ve got nothin’ but love for your exes It was the sweetest thing, Nico Tortorella, when you had your hair stylist ex Kyle Krieger on your podcast, The Love Bomb, to chat about your relationship and your breakup and how you both got through it and still remain friends. I had the government delete all my exes’ identities from the universe, so it’s nice to know I won’t have to do that with you. Super excited about you being my second ex-husband, by the way.
  6. You’re into open relationships – and that gives me hope I’m in an amazing relationship right now, one that I will not open. I’ve done that in the past and it ended in complete disaster. Power to you for making it work, though. I’ll let you know if I’m single again because I’m, like, really awesome at being the third wheel.
  7. You promised to get naked for us – and I’m waaaaaaiting

Actually, I’m tired of waiting. Stop being selfish and send me your nudes already, Nico Tortorella. Geez.

Mikey Rox is an award-winning journalist and LGBT lifestyle expert whose work has been published in more than 100 outlets across the world. He splits his time between homes in New York City and the Jersey Shore with his dog Jaxon. Connect with Mikey on Twitter @mikeyrox

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Screen Queen

Fall 2018

By Chris Azzopardi

Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

For over 30 years, national treasure Fred Rogers welcomed kids who felt different to his “neighborhood.†Maybe you were there, enchanted by the trolley and talking puppets. Maybe you, like me, felt like you didn’t fit in with the other kids, and maybe, again like me, Mr. Rogers made you feel more at home in this big, scary world – for 30 minutes every day during his longtime PBS children’s show Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood, anyway. Uncertain, divisive times like ours call for another soul-soothing balm, and documentarian Morgan Neville, who rightfully won an Oscar for 20 Feet From Stardom, delivers just that with his Rogers-centered doc Won’t You Be My Neighbor. Perhaps most surprising to those watching his show as a child: Rogers was a quiet gay and civil rights activist, demonstrated by the casting of gay, black actor François Clemmons, who portrayed Officer Clemmons. In the doc, Clemmons extols Rogers’ no-barriers-for-love inclusiveness and compassion for everyone, recalling his special bond with Rogers, whom he considered a father figure. Beyond interviews with Neighborhood cast members and Rogers’ kin, as well as archival conversations with Rogers himself, vintage footage dating back to the show’s 1968 premiere is featured, including an early episode with Rogers as his alter-ego cat puppet, Daniel Striped Tiger, expressing through song feelings of inferiority. It’ll wring your eyes dry, but save some tears for the rest of this moving trip down memory lane, a tightly constructed tribute to Rogers’ philosophies on love and kindness for a world still trying to grasp both.

Love, Simon

You can think Love, Simon isn’t enough because it isn’t. Not yet, anyway. Gay culture has long revelled in queer art-films with niche-queer narratives, where societal pressures befell closeted cowboys in Brokeback Mountain, and where homosexuality and blackness intersected in Moonlight. Comparatively, Love, Simon is one serviceable but slighter-in-scope pop bop. But if you saw it in a theater with crying teens and their crying moms, like I did, then you know the movie’s banality alone – finally, gay people get their John Hughes film – is groundbreaking. Directed by Greg Berlanti from a script based on 2016’s young-adult bestseller Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda, I didn’t expect Love, Simon to deliver high-brow gay cinema – not if its first order of business was to let queerness live in many of the same rom-com conventions as any Sandra Bullock or Jennifer Garner lovefest. And on that same massive level, in wide release on the big screen, where gay teen Simon miserably navigates out-gay life at high school as he searches for “Blue,†an unidentified, closeted schoolmate he’s confided in through an emotionally invested email exchange. The proceedings are richly gay and heartwarming and nostalgic: a Whitney Houston musical number, a shamelessly ’80s-by-way-of-John Hughes sensibility and an affirming tearjerker of a mom speech from Garner herself. I cried lots, and its cathartic sweetness – being the great love story it promised to be – charmed me and the Simon I once was. A deleted scene featuring actor-slash-dreamboat Colton Haynes is among the Blu-ray’s special features, which also includes more deleted scenes, a Berlanti commentary and a book-to-screen featurette.

A Raisin in the Sun

Even after Lorraine Hansberry adapted her 1959 play A Raisin in the Sun – the first play by a black woman to be performed on Broadway – for the silver screen, the 1961 film, directed by Daniel Petrie, preserved the theatrical simplicity of the source material. The story’s familial and racial tensions also remained fraught with complications: A money-strapped black family, the Youngers, living in close quarters in the Chicago slums in the 1950s contend with how to best spend a $10,000 life-insurance check – their chance at a fresh start. That fresh start looks different for single mother and grandmother Lena Younger (Claudia McNeil), her daughter Beneatha (Diana Sands), her son Walter (Sidney Poitier), plus his wife Ruth (Ruby Dee) and their son Travis (Stephen Perry). Tremendous performances – particularly Poitier and McNeil as the family’s willful rock, which she inhabits with true grit and grace – are the touchstones of Hansberry’s moving portrait of a black family hoping to rise above the economic and cultural forces against them, and the firsthand destruction it causes when they can’t. But joy – find it, the film suggests, even if the world won’t let you have it. Criterion Collection’s Blu-ray restoration of the classic gleans an array of well-rounded supplemental material, including interview features with Hansberry and Petrie.

Blockers

Here’s what the Blockers trailer tells you: three teenagers are on a mission to get laid on prom night and their parents are freaking out. What it doesn’t tell you is that one of those, Sam (Gideon Adlon), is a closeted lesbian. Cue the supportive dad, Miles (Ike Barinholtz), who suspects his daughter will be the only boy-averse girl of that girlfriend group, while the other parents, Lisa (Leslie Mann) and Mitchell (John Cena), have a parental meltdown and embark on a mad chase to cockblock their kids. Desperate to shut down their impending sexcapades after decoding a series of suggestive emojis, which is funny because watching parents try to figure out modern-day technology will forever be funny, Lisa, Miles and Mitchell go to raunchy extremes to save their children’s virginity. I laughed plenty at the ridiculous gags (one involving Gina Gershon playing naked Marco Polo with her husband), but what threw me was the film’s sweet, emotional throughline, set in motion in the beginning when Mann, perfect in scenes where heart and humor collide, desperately tries to pretend to be OK with her college-bound daughter leaving the nest. Something else to celebrate besides Mann: sex comedies with high schoolers where one just so happens to be a lesbian. Yes and thank you, Hollywood.

As editor of Q Syndicate, the international LGBT wire service, Chris Azzopardi has interviewed a multitude of superstars, including Meryl Streep, Mariah Carey and Beyonce. Reach him via his website at http://www.chris-azzopardi.com and on Twitter (@chrisazzopardi).

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The holiday merriment continues


By Randall Jobe

Final weekend. Obsidian Theater offers a unique holiday experience with A Drag Christmas Carol. A hard-hearted politician experiences a change of heart with the help of some drag queen ghosts in this jukebox Christmas musical. This original work is sure to be a fun and surprising wrapped gift for the adventurous. Through December 15. 3522 White Oak Drive. Tickets: ObsidianTheatre.org.
4th Wall Theatre Company presents Pride and Prejudice by Kate Hamill adapted from the Jane Austen novel. The outspoken Elizabeth Bennet faces mounting pressure from her status-conscious mother to secure a suitable marriage. But is marriage suitable for a woman of Elizabeth’s intelligence and independence? Especially when the irritating, aloof and self-involved, tall, vaguely handsome, mildly amusing and impossibly aristocratic Mr. Darcy keeps popping up at every turn? Through December 22.
Spring Street Studios, Suite 101. Tickets: 832-767-4991 or 4thwalltheatre.com.
A.D. Players presents a staple of the American Christmas celebration with It’s A Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play. This timeless tale takes a new turn as a 1940s radio broadcast. With the help of a troupe of 15 actors portraying a few dozen characters, the story of George Bailey unfolds over the airwaves on Christmas Eve. This fresh, fun and touching look at a beloved story is a family favorite. Through December 23. The George Theater, 5420 Westheimer Road. Tickets: 713-525-2721.
Main Street Theater presents Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley. A sequel to Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, Miss Bennet is set two years after the novel ends and continues the story, this time with nerdy middle sister Mary as the unlikely heroine. Mary is growing tired of her role as the dutiful sister in the midst of everyone else’s romantic escapades . When the family gathers for Christmas at Pemberley, an unexpected guest sparks Mary’s hopes for independence, an intellectual match and possibly love.
Through December 23. 2540 Times Boulevard. Tickets: 713-524-6706.
Stages Repertory Theatre kicks off the holiday season with The Ultimate Christmas Show (abridged). It’s the annual holiday Variety Show and Christmas Pageant at St. Everybody’s Non-Denominational Universalist Church, where all faiths are welcome because we’ll believe anything! There is just one minor problem: None of the acts scheduled to perform have arrived. Now it’s up to three quick-witted church members to perform the entire pageant all by themselves. It’s an irreverent, yet heart-warming romp through tradition with festive slapstick fun! Through December 23.
Also, Panto Star Force is Stages’ adventurous, cosmic blast of blockbuster hilarity! Jed, a farm boy from the planet Cypress, joins forces with a zany band of space rebels, robots and furry bartenders (and Buttons, of course!) to stop the powerful Emperor Snorkelfish and Dark Tater from taking over the galaxy. Come ready to laugh, cheer and boo in true Panto style, with plenty of toe-tapping music and intergalactic fun for the whole family. Through December 30.
Finally, Who’s Holiday is Stages Repertory Theatre’s adult mischievous tale of Cindy Lou Who, who is now living in a shoddy trailer home on Mount Crumpit (former hideout of the infamous Grinch). While she awaits her Christmas party guests, she regales listeners with the bizarre journey her life has taken since that fateful night in Whoville when the Grinch tried to steal Christmas. A hysterical and wild parody, this must-see holiday fare is not suitable for those easily offended! Through December 30. 3201 Allen Parkway, Suite 101. Tickets: StagesTheatre.com or 713-527-0123.
Theatre Under the Stars brings “a tale as old as time,†Disney’s Beauty and the Beast to the Hobby Center just in time for the holidays. Twenty-five years ago TUTS helped usher in a new musical era with this Disney epic that became an international sensation that played a remarkable 13-year run on Broadway. It has been produced in 37 countries worldwide. A magical tale of love and acceptance, this all-new production is perfect for the whole family. Through December 23. Hobby Center for the Performing Arts, 800 Bagby Street. Tickets: 713-558-8887.
The Alley Theatre continues a holiday tradition with A Christmas Carol: A Great Story of Christmas, a family-friendly retelling of Charles Dickens’ classic story following Ebenezer Scrooges’ journey with the three ghostly spirits who visit him on Christmas Eve. The story instills a powerful message about redemption and the spirit of the holiday season. Through December 30. 615 Texas Avenue. Tickets: AlleyTheatre.org or 713-220-5700.

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A Bing Crosby Christmas, starring Broadway’s Jared Bradshaw arrives at The George Dec 10 & 11!


Tis the season to be jolly, as Broadway baritone Jared Bradshaw celebrates American icon Bing Crosby performing A Bing Crosby Christmas at The George Theater. A mainstay of the “Great White Way,â€Â Bradshaw appeared in multiple roles in Jersey Boys and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. As a crooner and storyteller, Bradshaw exudes the timeless warmth Crosby fans adore.

Bradshaw was in Jersey Boys on Broadway with now A.D. Players at The George Executive Director Jake Speck, and producer of A Bing Crosby Christmas, Michael Ingersoll. There is something about working in theater that creates a familial type bond. Once you have worked on a show together, you are connected. Try working on a show together for years. Now they are combining forces to bring this holiday treat to Houston. The Andrew Sisters will be played by 3 talented Houston singers, Emily Speck, Brooke Wilson and Kelley Peters.

Appearing in Houston for only 2 nights at The George Theater, December 10 and 11, this show is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Executive Director Jake Speck said “It’s so much fun to have the chance to bring these friends and incredible musicians to Houston. I am so proud of The George Theater and I love getting to show it off to my colleagues, and I love getting to introduce them to Houston. The city is in for a treat.â€

A Bing Crosby Christmas will play on the set of It’s A Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play that is running at A.D. Players at The George for the holiday season. Interim Artistic Director Kevin Dean is excited about having the show on their stage. He said “It’s a perfect fit to place Bing Crosby on this 1940’s radio station. I think it is going to add a fun quality to the show and truly highlight the musicians and the nostalgia of the music.â€

Tickets are selling fast so don’t miss your chance to ring in the Christmas season by hearing some of your favorite songs such as “Jingle Bells,†“Chattanooga Choo Choo,†“Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy: and “White Christmas.†Tickets are available online at adplayers.org or by calling The George Box Office at 713.526.2721.

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Celebrity Feature

Still Here, Queer, and Slaying


| The Girl in the Spider’s Web actress Claire Foy on objecting to a lesbian sex scene and being bi in Unsane

By Chris Azzopardi

A pansexual man-avenger returns – this time, with English actress Claire Foy sporting the Swedish computer-hacker Lisbeth Salander’s leather gear and trademark dragon tattoo. Based on the novel from David Lagercrantz, written after original author Stieg Larsson’s sudden death, the second installment in the American-produced Millennium film series, The Girl in the Spider’s Web, positions Foy’s Lisbeth as a Bond-like anti-hero. Gayer, though. And with so many dildos.

Foy’s latest big-screen turn follows two other memorable lead roles this year, in Steven Soderbergh’s unnerving thriller Unsane and the Neil Armstrong (portrayed by Ryan Gosling) biopic First Man, starring as his wife, Janet Armstrong. On the small screen, the 34-year-old actress took the throne as Queen Elizabeth II for two seasons of Netflix’s The Crown, which garnered her an Emmy and a Golden Globe in the best actress categories.

Here, Foy discusses that dildo scene, talking Spider’s Web director Fede Ãlvarez out of gratuitous lesbian sex, and why there’s an “ease†and an “openness†to kissing her female co-stars.

Queer Eye star Jonathan Van Ness stepped in when you and your two guests couldn’t get into the Governors Ball after the Emmys this year. In life, do gay men tend to have your back?

(Laughs giddily) Best question I’ve ever been asked – ever! We can’t get better than that. I don’t know! I mean, I would hate to speak for all gay men; I think that’s something you’d have to ask all gay men. There are several of them in my life who I feel have my back, which is lovely. And I have theirs.

Do you cry while watching  Queer Eye like the rest of us?

Oh my god, it’s sort of like watching – have you ever watched One Born Every Minute where you watch someone give birth? It’s like watching that, because every time you watch it, you start going, “I’ll be fine with this one, this one’s fine, there’s nothing that’s gonna get me here,†and then ultimately, by the end, you’re weeping.

If we’re being honest, sometimes I watch Queer Eye just to weep.

(Laughs) It’s a cathartic thing to do!

Your encounter with Jonathan strongly suggests that you may have attracted a fierce LGBTQ following over the years. How aware are you of your gay and lesbian following?

I wish I was more aware of it! I think I’ve never particularly noticed someone who identifies themselves in any particular group as being someone who’s watched a particular show that I’ve done. I feel very lucky, especially with The Crown, that it has such a broad appeal and that’s something that I am amazed by, that a TV program could be watched by so many different people. It’s quite a unifying thing, I think. Very rare nowadays. But I must say, I think the Queen holds a special part in quite a lot of people’s hearts, and so it’s interesting to see who kind of has been interested in me because I played her.

It can’t hurt that The Crown portrayed Lord Snowdon as bisexual.

Oh yeah. Well, I think there’s so much honesty (on that show) about people’s sexuality that I think is really important. That’s how I feel about Lisbeth. I think her pansexuality – I loved that she had such an open attitude, not only to her own sexuality but to everybody else’s, a kind of non-judgment (and an) understanding that there should be no judgment about people’s sexuality or what they identify themselves as. There should be more protagonists who have that message. It’s very important.

In the BBC’s The Night Watch, you played Helen, who gets involved in a Sapphic love triangle but identifies as sexually fluid. Do you gravitate toward characters who choose not to label their sexuality, or is that just a coincidence?

I think… no. As much as I’m interested in exploring those sides of myself I’m also interested in exploring those sides of other people. It’s what it means to be human. People’s sexuality, their sensuality, is something that I think there’s a lot of shame about in every walk of life; it’s something that’s weirdly not talked about, and I think people are not allowed to explore and express themselves and be open and be honest about what it means to be them, and that obviously includes your sexuality. I think it’s just really important to investigate that.

Have you questioned your own sexual identity?

Especially nowadays, I do find the idea of people being prescriptive about sexuality and defining themselves by it… that’s why I found Lisbeth so fascinating. She sort of takes it for granted, that her freedom is expressed in that way. Why should she have to evaluate it in that way? I think that is something that I find really admirable and definitely like to encourage more in myself. That openness and that ability to allow yourself the freedom to explore everything that is out there and everything life has to offer.

Our current political climate, where we have an administration attacking people who are not heterosexual males, seems like a good time for Lisbeth to resurface.

I just think that’s crazy. The beauty of humanity is that we’re diverse and interesting and all different shapes, sizes, colors – everything. (Diversity) should just be applauded and accepted and worshiped and adored.

Besides Helen and Lisbeth, have you played other LGBTQ roles?

I always thought my character Sawyer Valentine in Unsane was bisexual. I just did. I felt she was a very modern, young woman, and I think there’s an openness with this generation that definitely wasn’t around when I was younger. A kind of openness and understanding about sexuality and how it can be open in that way, that didn’t really exist when I was in school, so I think Sawyer probably grew up slightly with a bit more of that mentality.

For Night Watch, you said your kissing scenes with your female co-stars, Anna Maxwell Martin and Anna Wilson-Jones, were preferable to kissing scenes you’ve had with male actors.

(Laughs) Yes…

All these years later, is that still true even after co-starring alongside Ryan Gosling?

(Laughs boisterously) I mean, male or female, I’ve been very, very lucky in who I’ve had love affairs with onscreen. Just, when you’re with another woman there’s an ease and an understanding and a respect and an openness that is just a natural way of being. It’s a dynamic that happens; it’s just easier to be more open when you’re with a woman, in general, for me. So it’s much easier to have those conversations of going, “Oh god, this is really weird, sorry about that.†“Did I do anything weird with my mouth in that kiss? I’m really sorry.†You can be more honest about it, I suppose. And that’s not a gender thing. I’ve definitely done scenes with male actors where it’s not felt open but it’s felt that you can laugh about it and be silly about it and take it for what it is – which is pretty silly. It’s a pretty odd, strange thing to do, to kiss someone in front of 250 people.

In Spider’s Web, you wake up in bed next to Sofia, played by trans model and actress Andreja Pejić. Sex isn’t depicted but suggested. What kind of talk was there regarding how intimate Lisbeth should be onscreen with other women in the film?

There was a sex scene originally in the beginning of the movie.

The very beginning, right out of the gate.

Yeah, exactly. And that’s why I questioned it. I said, “What is the purpose of this? What are you trying to tell the audience with this sex scene? Are you trying to say that she’s a pansexual woman and here she is having sex with a woman and this is an important part of her character?†And I said, “Or is it titillation?â€

Right, to indulge the male gaze.

Exactly. Lesbian relationships in movies are often used not as truthful depictions of two women making love with one another; they’re often (done) as a way of titillating the male and appealing to men. And so I asked pretty openly and bluntly (laughs): “How would you shoot it? Why is it necessary here? What are you trying to say?†“If we do do this, it’s gonna be as raw and honest and truthful to the actual experience. I’m not doing anything that’s gonna be because it looks cool; it has to be really real.â€

And I think when we had that conversation it sort of made (Fede) realize (the) purpose of this. You can communicate the relationship that two people have to one another without having to have a sex scene. I think that as an audience member I don’t particularly enjoy watching sex scenes. Isn’t like I watch them and go, “Oh, great!†I just think, “Oh god, let it be over.â€

And watching it in a theater with 300 other people…

Yeah, exactly. I think passion is such an important part of a love drama. I think it needs to be there. People have sex, therefore sex scenes need to be portrayed in films. But I do think it needs to be portrayed for a reason. There has to be a dynamic that’s interesting, and it needs to be not just at the opening of a film – two women having sex with each other for no real purpose, just to say, “Oh, by the way, she has relationships with men and women!†And so Fede was like, “I’ve thought about it and I think, actually, we don’t need it. I think it sends the wrong message.â€

When you read that there would be a suitcase of dildos in the movie, what went through your mind?

I thought it was brilliant. It’s proper Lisbeth. Not only is she doing some sort of espionage but she also will enjoy the humor of knowing that all those kind of really macho airport security guys will have to search a case of dildos.

So, does this film hold the record for the most dildos in a Claire Foy movie?

Oh, I think so. There’s definitely room for a few more, though!

Claire, that suitcase looked packed, though.

Come on, we could get a couple more in there. (Laughs)

As editor of Q Syndicate, the international LGBTQ wire service, Chris Azzopardi has interviewed a multitude of superstars, including Meryl Streep, Mariah Carey and Beyoncé. Reach him via his website at www.chris-azzopardi.com and on Twitter (@chrisazzopardi).

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HRH Report

To err is human, a cowboy marries and kissing lesbians


By Johnny Trlica

Commentary: There’s a little bit of good and bad in all of us and maybe sometimes we just don’t know any better. What’s important is that we learn from our mistakes and are willing to change.

Houston Texans owner Robert “Bob†McNair passed away on the day after Thanksgiving, sparking an outpouring of praise and condolences as well as negative thoughts and feelings about the man who brought professional football back to the Bayou City.

McNair will be remembered as the man who was awarded an NFL expansion franchise in 1999, replacing the recently departed Oilers. With that, Reliant Stadium, now NRG, was built and two Super Bowls were awarded to the city.

McNair was one of Texas’ biggest philanthropists; his foundations gave more than $500 million to scientific, literary, educational and faith-based organizations. He also donated $100 million to help build the Baylor College of Medicine, McNair Campus, which is located in close proximity to the Texas Medical Center and is home to two outstanding healthcare facilities.

That’s how most Houstonians will remember McNair. Some of us will recall how he made a large contribution to the anti-HERO campaign. Houston’s Equal Rights Ordinance (HERO) aimed to extend protections to gay and transgender residents. Opponents stoked fear by claiming it would allow men into women’s restrooms. After public backlash, McNair rescinded the contribution.

More recently McNair took flak for a comment he made about NFL players kneeling during the national anthem. “We can’t have the inmates running the prison,†he said during an NFL owners meeting. He later apologized and said his words we not to be taken literally.

Perhaps learning a thing or two from the HERO debacle, McNair spoke out when the Texas legislature in 2017 was considering a “bathroom bill.â€

“I don’t think we need it. There’s opposition in the House. I think there are other things more important going on in the world,†McNair was quoted as saying by the HoustonChronicle.com.

Bob McNair should be remembered for all the good he did for Houston and while some of his actions and words may have hurt at the time, he was willing to admit mistakes and learn from them. Let’s remember “to err is human, to forgive divine.†RIP, Bob!

Here’s are a few of the stories we’ve been following on the Houston Rainbow Herald Facebook page.

Houston LGBTQ Activist Dies

The Bayou City lost a hero on November 24. After a long and courageous struggle, Ray Hill died of heart failure at the Omega House Hospice, reports KPRC-TV. He was 78.

Hill was a civil rights activist for the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community along with fighting for prison reform. His motto: “Get up every morning and do what’s right.â€

Mayor Sylvester Turner released the following statement: “Ray Hill, my friend and warrior, has passed. Fighting for gay rights, human rights, criminal justice reforms, Ray was on the front line and helped pave the way for many others to follow. He was authentic, committed and respected.

Last week, when Ray Hill posted on Facebook that his heart capacity was at 10 percent, many of his friends had the same retort: At 10 percent, Ray’s heart was still bigger and stronger than most other people’s at 100 percent. It’s true. Ray had a heart for justice, equality and acceptance for decades, and he followed his heart into the streets, courtrooms, city council chambers, legislative hearing rooms, jails, prisons and radio stations of our city and state, advocating for his causes well before they became popular. I’m one of many people who agreed with him about his important causes now. But such positions are relatively easy to take and express now that Ray has blazed the trail. Rest in peace, Ray Hill.”

Former Dallas Cowboy marries

Save a horse, ride a cowboy. (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.) Jeff Rohrer, the former Dallas Cowboys linebacker who recently came out, married his boyfriend, skin-care expert Joshua Ross, reports Outsports.com.

Rohrer is the first publicly out gay former NFL player to be married to another man. “We’re the one for each other,†Rohrer told People.com. “It’s unexpected, but it’s undeniable. And people can see it when they’re around us. We’re in a good place now, and I’m thankful to not have to live in the shadows.â€

Rohrer, a second round draft pick from Yale University, played with the Cowboys from 1982 to 1989.

Don’t rain on my lesbian kiss

First they lose the House, then an NFL player marries another man, and now lesbians are kissing at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Conservatives are should be about to explode. The annual parade viewed by millions each year featured its first-ever lesbian kiss on live TV, reports PinkNews.com.

“The passionate embrace, which took place during a performance of ‘Build a Prom’ from the new Broadway musical The Prom, was broadcast by NBC to an estimated audience of 50 million people who tuned in for the annual parade through the streets of New York City,†according to the report.

The play is about a queer teenager in Indiana whose high school prom is cancelled after the authorities find out a lesbian student wants to bring her girlfriend to the event.

One hater tweeted: “What a horrible start to Macy parade. NBC and Macy’s should be ashamed of displaying a Lesbian kiss. This is why we do not watch NBC or shop at Macy’s. Not thankful for this.â€

OK, everyone; you know where to do your Christmas shopping now. See you at Macy’s.

Johnny Trlica is the manager of the Houston Rainbow Herald Facebook page, your source for the latest LGBTQ news and information. Contact him at HRHeditor@gmail.com.

 

 

 

 

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Community

‘A Landing on the Bayou’


|A multi-media LGBTQ history experience

By Randall Jobe

Drag entertainer extraordinaire Naomi Sims stood on stage in a single spotlight at the Old Plantation Disco lip-syncing Diana Ross’ “Theme from Mahogany†which had become an often-requested signature performance. Her infamous feather-eyelashed ebony eyes spoke of a thousand triumphs and as many tragedies as the lyrics sounded.

“Do you know where you’re going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Do you know?â€

A long line formed to hand her tips and as Naomi reached to take each dollar, she seemingly acknowledged each and every adoring fan. I was one of them, captivated by every perfectly formed word and calculated gesture. Then, she began to sign the lyrics, her long beautiful fingers extending beyond the light. I wept.

Some time later my first lover asked me to live with him as we slow danced to

“Mahoganyâ€, and the words, “Do you know where you’re going to?†registered.

No. I did not know where I was going, but just as I saw the wonder, beauty and love in Naomi’s gut-wrenching performance, I leapt willingly. At that moment I was ready to go anywhere and experience everything my new introduction into gay life had to offer.

This moment in my history was one of many that flooded over me as I watched

A Landing On The Bayou, a series of delights for all the senses beautifully crafted into an evening of theatre unlike most.

Nick Vaughan and Jake Margolin have captured a brief period of Houston’s LGBTQ experience in narrative, art, video, recordings and live drag performance. It is eye opening and mind-blowing. Presented in a boardroom at the Alley Theatre as part of their All New Reading Series, an initiative which produces world premieres, commissions plays and supports playwrights year round. Landing is a mixed-media treasure chest showing a world where a division of political stances and drag performances seemed polar opposites but, in effect, unified a community dealing with police raids and the AIDS crisis.

A Landing On The Bayou took the Alley’s diverse audience on a journey that was all too brief, understandably. To capsulate two decades of LGBTQ culture into 90 minutes was an enormous task. However, Vaughan and Margolin created a rich, thoughtful and powerful piece. The injection of live drag performances by local celebrities was sheer brilliance and delighted the audience. Regina Dane spoofed Anita Bryant to the tune “I’m Sorry†as she passed oranges to the audience (as a video of the hater of all things homosexual took a pie in the face in slow motion).

A highlight performance came as Southryn Comfort Dion belted a Patti LaBelle number, tossing her wig high in the air in tribute to performers before her. Homage is paid to a number of famous drag faces in performance and in an art installation that molds the theatrical piece.

By far the most captivating, if haunting, moments came as An’ Marie Gill performed a high-heeled, boot stomping “Mein Herr†from Cabaret over a thematic map grid peeled away to reveal dark scuff marks where the streets of Montrose had been. Lit by a bright spot, the image lingered for a half minute, giving audience members a chance for their own interpretation.

The layers of history and remembrances were presented by poignant and often humorous recordings of well-known performers Hot Chocolate and Tasha Kohl and Houston icons Mary Hooper, Judy Beeson and Ray Hill. They shared moments that defined a captivating time of joy and tears in the LGBTQ experience: the wonderful times and the tragic loss of dear friends and extended family. One story about a drag queen, J.J., dressed as Wonder Woman haunted the video screen, cigarette in hand, defiantly challenging the camera with her upper body ready to charge forward. The event was a drag show in the backyard of the long defunct Mary’s, now an upscale coffee house, reminding us of one of many before and after images that included locations of The Bayou Landing, The Old Plantation, The Ranch (the show’s only nod to the “L†in LGBTQ. One hopes that it was not a conscious oversight and that future works might be evenly representational) as well as gay bars across Texas from Austin to Odessa. The assembling of brief glimpses of a bygone era was tied together reflecting seven pieces of art depicting popular drag diva photos placed over intricately sequined maps and framed individually in wooden-framed jigsaw pieces that fit together creating a striking image of the past.

Creative talents Vaughn and Margolin, members of the internationally acclaimed Brooklyn-based experimental theater company The Team, call themselves “interdisciplinary artists†and are on a quest to create their 50 States project, a series of fifty installation connecting queer life from each states’ pre-Stonewall history to contemporary regional queer experiences. The presentation was met with several bursts of wild applause for the live performances and several times, including the close of the show, with a jarring stillness that seemed to allow a moment, a connection and an understanding and appreciation of the intimate theatrical experience. A Landing On The Bayou is a decidedly important flash of LGBTQ history important to those who lived it and those who need to hear the stories.

A tentative date of January 13, 2019, has been set for a presentation of A Landing On The Bayou at Michael’s Outpost. Details to follow.

 

 

 

 

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Paula Dream

A trip to the holiday salad bar


By Paula Dream (AKA Kale Haygood)

It looks like the holidays are at our doorstep: Traffic is terrible, people are fighting for that last parking space, little old ladies are running you down with their shopping carts, and you can’t get down the aisles at the grocery store for all the little rascals clogging up traffic. So, with that, I say Happy Holidays!

I use Bloody Mary mix in several recipes, so I thought it might be fun to share these with you.

The first recipe is a very pretty salad and will add a festive look to your holiday meal, or just-anytime meal. The second recipe is another real winner at the dinner table. It’s quick, easy and is a good dish to make to take to a spread at your friends’ or families’ Christmas get togethers. And the last salad recipe brings together all the flavors of Chinese Hot and Sour soup, but in the form of a salad. It makes a great addition to your table and it is yummy!

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BLOODY MARY GREEN BEAN SALAD

1 pound fresh green beans

1/2 cup purple onion, thinly sliced

12 pickled okra pods, sliced

1 pint grape tomatoes, halved

4 celery ribs, sliced

1/4 cup fresh celery leaves

DRESSING:

1/3 cup bottled Bloody Mary mix (or more, to taste)

3 tablespoons fresh lime juice

1-1/2 teaspoon dry mustard

3/4 teaspoon kosher salt

3/4 teaspoon hot sauce

1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper

4-1/2 teaspoon prepared horseradish, divided

1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil

1/4 cup vodka (optional)

Cook the beans in boiling water for two minutes, cover until tender-crisp; drain, then plunge into ice water. Drain again and pat dry. Place beans, onion, and okra in large bowl. Place tomatoes, celery, and celery leaves in separate bowl. For the dressing, whisk together Bloody Mary mix, lime juice, mustard, salt, hot sauce, pepper, and four teaspoons of horseradish in a medium bowl. Add oil in a slow, steady stream, constantly whisking until well blended. Toss bean mixture with 1/4 cup dressing. Spoon tomato mixture over bean mixture. Add salt and pepper and serve with remaining dressing. To give your guests a jump-start on things, add a little vodka (the drink of champions) to the dressing. Serve on a platter.

POLYNESIAN MACARONI SALAD

8 ounces dry elbow macaroni

1/4 cup rice vinegar

DRESSING:

1/2 cup mayonnaise

1/4 cup whole milk

2 tablespoons low sodium soy sauce

1 tablespoons minced pickled or fresh ginger

2 teaspoon sugar

4 scallions, sliced

1/4 cup red bell pepper, finely diced

Cook macaroni in pot of boiling salted water until tender. Rinse macaroni with hot water and drain again. Place macaroni in large bowl and quickly stir in vinegar until absorbed. For the dressing, whisk together mayonnaise, milk, soy sauce, ginger, and sugar. Stir in mayo mixture with noodles, scallions, and bell pepper. Serve immediately, or refrigerate until you are ready to serve. Serves four.

HOT AND SOUR SALAD

1/4 red onion, sliced

1 tablespoon fresh garlic, minced

1 tablespoon fresh ginger, minced

1 pound fresh baby bok choy, trimmed and sliced with leaves torn

1 teaspoon canola oil

DRESSING:

3 tablespoons rice vinegar

1 tablespoon low sodium soy sauce

1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice

1 teaspoon toasted sesame seed oil

1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes

1/4 teaspoon kosher salt

Whisk together vinegar, soy sauce, lemon juice, sesame oil, pepper flakes and salt; set aside. In a wok or large skillet, heat canola oil over high heat. Stir fry onion, garlic and ginger for about two minutes. Add bok choy and stir fry for three more minutes. Toss with vinaigrette. Serves four.

BONUS TIP: Fresh ginger can be frozen for several months. When ready to use, hold under running water and the skin rubs off very easily.

Paula Dream, AKA Kale Haygood, owns Beyond Service, a Montrose-based, home-cooking catering company. For more information, call 713-805-4106 or email barrykale@yahoo.com

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Foodie Diaries

BB Lemon: Comfort food with a pedigree


By Jim Ayres

B & B Butchers, an instant hit with the steakhouse set when it opened in 2015, now has a less pricey, but no less inspired, sister restaurant across the street.

Pucker up and say hello to BB Lemon, Houston’s latest homage to traditional diner and comfort food. Comparisons to The Classic, recently opened on the opposite end of Washington Avenue, may be inevitable. But the two restaurants comfort in very different ways.

If The Classic’s big windows and soothing palette whisper “Santa Monica,†then BB Lemon recalls a venerable, pubby neighborhood joint in the Bronx.

Like its namesake fruit, BB Lemon requires a tight squeeze to get in and around. A narrow entry brings you directly into the bar, with its suited-up bartenders. There are two dining areas, small and sunny in front, larger and less so in back. I personally love the masculine décor and cozy layout.

I also like how BB Lemon’s more retro menu items stay that way. A Corned Beef and Cabbage platter with boiled potatoes looks just like an East Coast family dinner and was a surprisingly popular choice on my visit.

It was a cold day, certainly, but that didn’t stop a party at the bar from chowing down on a dozen oysters on the half shell, nicely presented on a multi-layer stand.

BB Lemon’s take on Shepherd’s Pie is a beauty too. Served in cast iron, the perfectly coppered mashed potato peaks top a rich meaty filling beneath — vaguely curry, vaguely sweet. It’s a generous serving, easily leaving you enough for a doggy bag.

And I’m ready to declare the BLT the best anywhere. The bacon itself is the same small batch, thick cut, artisanal pork used at the mother ship, and there’s plenty of it. Beefsteak tomatoes are juicy, and the toasted bread is crispy nirvana. You’ve just got to try it if you can bear to bite into its splendor.

I thought I just had to try the Bacon Parmesan appetizer. It’s a clever idea in theory — bacon, instead of chicken or eggplant, is breaded with Parmesan cheese and served with a tangy marinara. In practice, it’s… odd. The bacon, so tender in the sandwich, is fried to slate here. Hard to cut into, awkward to eat.

Now with all the buzz about the burgers using a beef blend direct from the steakhouse, we thought they would be the star of this show. And in time I’ve no doubt they will be. But on this visit, they were only bit players. Sure, the beef was high quality, but when ordered medium rare and served well and truly dead, tears flowed as if at a wake rather than a command performance.

Onion Rings (Strings?) were soggy and rubbed a considerable amount of salt into the wound.

If you’re excited to try BB Lemon now, please do. There’s plenty to love already, including the Lemonhead candy you get with your check. But if you give it a couple more weeks to iron out a few wrinkles, I think it’ll be worth the wait.

BB Lemon

1809 Washington Avenue Houston, Texas 77007
713-554-1809 | BBLemon.com